BOYS, RIGHT LETS AVE IT! 5 DAYS TO THE BGO IM JUST WONDERING WHOS GOING TO TURN UP.... AFTER RUBYS BRISTOL PERFORMANCE CAN HE MAINTAIN PROGRESS WITH ANOTHER TOP 3 FINISH? CAN OUR RESIDENT IRISHMAN AND BRISTOL CHAMP RONNIE COOPER STAY ON TOP OF THE PILE OF P.O.T.Y WITH ANOTHER STEADY ROUND? IM LOOKING AT DIV TO CHALLENGE THE TITS , CROOT, MARKS, WACKA, AND SHERMER TO COMPETE FOR LONGEST DRIVE THE BOY WAS LASHING IT AT SWINDON ON SUNDAY! WILL BREN USE HIS P WEDGE ANYWHERE OVER 50 YDS FROM THE PIN? HOW MANT BALLS WILL HOUSE LOSE? HOW MANT TIMES WILL HERR CROOT PULL AT HIS COLLAR WITH THE WEATHER WEVE BEEN HAVING? QUESTIONS QUESTIONS GENTLEMAN? IM GOING FOR JAY TO FINISH TOP 3 CONTENDING WITH WACKA, SHERMER, MARKS, AND THE TITS!IF THE GERMAN FELLA DONT PEAK THIS WEEK HE COULD FORCE HIS WAY TOO! AND ME IM JUST HOPING TO TURN UP THIS TIME ON TIME, AS ALWAYS I THANK YOU! S.D'VEY(RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
Our Resident French man once again is the ive of activity on the run up to BGO 11. If i was a betting man my money would be on Andy Sherma, the guy can have a bad round but still score well. Tunass on the other hand is a KNOB, i'm also guessing he will come dressed like some clown. Bold predection: 1) Andy Sherma 2) Gary Hanley 3) The TITS.
Ok Boys, well it would seem I need to start inputting some comments on here....Mr D'vey....you are without a doubt the man with the most to say on here and all of it has been of the highest standard! Ben, I love your predictions as ever but don't count me out this month.....I'm coming with a new found focus for the game! Just gotta make sure that it translates to the clubs now. I'm getting excited now at the thought of it.....bring it on boys! I predict that I will take the longest drive.....with a pure strike off the face of my 3 wood....Lol
Longest drive,oh yes its comin home with me YET AGAIN.Please lads try your best as i am gettin sick of winin it.This saturday will be the 4th time i have won will someone atleast give me some comp. CROOTY
Mr S'Devy i concur, i don't think i have enough time between now and tee off time to stop laughing, Chris, stop being silly. In reference to the MANSFIELD MAULER i'm struggeling to come to terms with it, Kid if your out there, come on ah sort your shit out! In terms of longest drive, McSherma, who by the way is new to the area recently moved down from scotland, was knocking the shit out of the ball yesterday and as a result give Jay "the brut" Croot a run for his money. Mcsherma will possibly not turn up anyway, so ignore the above. Also i would just like to go on record saying, Bren has received flack over the speed at which he plays golf!! His speed issue has improved, however he is still a KNOB and i'm glad i'm not behind him, unlucky wacka / sherma. Can the BGO redirect it's attention to the speed at which Ste Richards play's golf. I would say that he plays slower than Bren, Could this please be monitored at the BGO come Saturday. I played golf with Ste the weekend and after the sixth practise swing, i'm thinking just fuckin hit the ball you KNOB.
Can i just leave with a comment yesterday made by one of my Swindon counterparts. I will leave it to them to own up:
AU CONTRAIRE BLONDE, AU CONTRAIRE I HEREBY HOLD MY HANDS UP TO THE COMMENT "PEOPLE LIKE PLAYING WITH THEMSELVES", HOWEVER MAY I STATE THE TERM SHOULD HAVE READ "SOME PEOPLE DONT MIND PLAYING BY THEMSELVES", OF COURSE IN REFERENCE TO THE GREAT GAME THAT IS GOLF AND NOT IN FACT A REFERENCE TO ANYONE LYING SPREAD-EAGLED ACROSS THE SOFA FIDDLING WITH THEIR DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS ALWAYS I THANK YOU, BY THE WAY BLONDE ILL BE AT SWINDON ON FRI GETTING IN A BIT OF LAST MIN PRACTISE ENJOY YOUR DAY AT WORK SON, S.D'VEY(RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
can i just say Bren even types slow, i called him 10 minutes ago to discuss BGO matters, at that time he had been typing for 25 minutes, what the fuck his he writting a book.
When the BGS descends on WMGC on Saturady they will not know what has hit them.
Led by Dwyer the fat titted dwarf, blond shrugging away at anything that moves, Bruerton poncing it up in a edwin van der sar stylee and Tunass with his OCD, dodgy hair and outfits!!
Thats just the comitee, then there's our residend tramp ronnie meese, Ferral shitter andy sharma, Satelite reciever Dave Percival and Green Keepers Jay the brute Croot and Ste (the liability) Richards. To name but a few.
The real question is whether ronnie coopers bumhole will stay in tack to retain the jacket. I think not!!!
Previous Jacket winners Buzz lightyear, Adam McShermer and Rob the taxi driver Walker all return and Little Headed Andy shermer is nodding and licking his lips at the prospect of a first BGO win.
If my fellow Swindon member and resident Frenchman Mr S'D'vey can stop playing with himself he may also have a chance. Unlike Mr Roller Boots Bruerton who is his own greatest fan and armed with a new bat, there is more chance of me completing a sub 5 hour round that Edwin van der sar taking the jacket.
The same has to be said for another of my comitee members who has got some serious slicage issues. Blond your game has gone to shite and you are a bumma.
Speaking of bummers, who will it be Miff, Neil, Chazza the bird chaser, sacka or could it be House don't tell him though he might have a good worry!!! #
Right you fellow commitee piss takers and S'Devy the Miniture man with the big mouth.....We'll see who does well come Sunday....talk is cheap so you tossers best bring your 'A' games.....that or some tissues and you can play with each other down Swindon on Sunday to cheer yourselves up.....seems to be the bummers haunt I think!
Think I'm getting the hang of what the blog is for...
my fellow swindon bummers, it appears that as a collective we may have pulled the right strings with a certain Edwin van de sar. If i was a gambling man i would say he's thinking about us and not the game on Saturday. If however someone does want to see Mr Van de sar on Saturday, you might want to look in my pocket, as this is were he'll be.
The syrup is back on the scene!! Bloke, If you wanted to know, in your absence yesterday, McShermer and I relived Mr D'vey and Her Crout of a few Euro's.
Your whitty nature, dry sense of humour, charm and hairpiece will be sadly missed on the BGO on Saturday.
41 round himley, it's no good doing that today is it. My 5 year old son can shoot 41 round that park. However BGO is obviously at fever pitch everyone appears to be sneaking off for cheeky holes of golf
does anyone know the whereabouts of d'vey, croot, bren and the other swindon members, oh yes thats right there in bruetons head. let the show go on! d'vey you gonna let van der sar get away with the mini man jibe we all know how much you love a good argument! bring on the west midlands!!!!!!
GENTLEMAN, GENTLEMAN SEEMS TO ME A FEW ON THE BLOG CANT TAKE A JOKE, HOWEVER AS MOST WILL AGREE IM MORE THAN CAPABLE OF TAKING A JOKE AND LAUGHING AT MYSELF.... MR BRUETON, AS A FULLY FLEDGED COMMITTEE MEMBER I WOULD EXPECT A MORE CIVILISED RESPONSE!!!!IN ANY CASE HOW COME MARCO VAN BASTARD HAS GIVEN YOU TIME OFF FROM EURO 2008 TO TAKE PART IN THE BGO, HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING BROWNIE POINTS OF SOME KIND? LADS IM MORE THAN CAPABLE OF STANDING UP FOR MYSELF (EVEN IF IT IS AT A TOWERING 5FT 7IN)SO WHOEVER QUESTIONED MY PRIDE AND ACCUSING ME OF LOVING ARGUMENTS PLEASE, PLEASE DO TRY TO REMEMBER IM A CHANGED MAN!!!!! AS ALWAYS I THANK YOU S.D'VEY( RESIDENT FRENCH DWARF & SAPEY CHAMP)
as always the banter on the blog is second to none, but the burning question is, whose arse-hole is gonna fall out when they're standing on the 18th tee holding a decent card in their hands with 30 fellow piss takers standing on the bridge heckling as they're about to tee off......oh yes baby, bring it on!!!!!!!
A very good question my friend and fellow Jacket holder. Who will have the composure on the 18th.
Well, Mr Roller Boots has already lost his, blond will shrug his shoulders on the tee, but then he does that on every tee, Bummer.
If he makes it, Ginge will just say Fuck it and div will not be able to concentrate due to the planes overhead.
Buzz i'm not sure your body is strong enough to carry your heed the full 18 holes, Andy Sharma will have nodded his head off by then and McSherma will probably be on his way to Scotland.
House will already be worrying about it and our resident frenchman will be grunting and playing with his knackers. As for Neil and Miff they'd better bring their swimming gear.
If jay the brute has a card or any clubs left by the 18th he may have a chance with a sandwedge of somethin!!!
As for me, my bumhole will have deserted me long before the 18th and there is not a chance of me holding a decent card by then.
Worse case scenario Dwyers huge barnet and breasts will block out all light and we'll all have a shot in the dark.
Mr D'Vey....you are as ever mightier with the pen thatn the sword....or is that club? Tunass....you are the man again with jibes at everyone and they are of the highest quality! Even including yourself in those. I am still uninpressed with Blonde....what's this about being in your pocket? You are confusing me with one of your Swindon toddlers bregade.....I don't play with the children and as for you guys being in my head....please, I work all day....for real.
On a more serious note, I do look forward to seeing everyone again Saturday, I don't expect anything from myself, if I can be steady and consistant then I'll be happy (I don't mean consistantly shite either) so I wish you all the best of Luck Gentlemen.
Thank you kind Sir, are you playing a round today Bren? I think I saw your good lady this morning on the Metro along with another young lady, blonde and slim....
MY MY, METHINKS THERES A FEW BUMHOLES TWITCHING WITHIN THE RANKS OF THE BGS!!! BOYS, WHAT WILL BE WILL BE EVERYONE HAS GOOD AND BAD DAYS WHAT HAPPENED TO TURNING UP AND ENJOYING THE EVENT? THE 18TH SIGNITURE HOLE AT WEST MIDLANDS? WHAT CAN I SAY ITS THE BOLLOCKS, OVER WATER TO AN ISLAND GREEN NOW IM 2ND OUT SO WILL HAVE ONLY 4 LADS WATCHING ME IN, SHAME REALLY AS IT WONT BE TOO LOUD WHEN I HIT THE DANCEFLOOR FIRST TIME OF ASKING AND I DONT MIND TWO PUTIING FOR A CIVILISED PAR!!!! WHO WILL MISS? MMMMMMM MY MONEY IS ON HOUSE CAUSE HE WILL HAVE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HIS SHOULDERS, SACA CAUSE HE WILL JUST WAIL THE BALL ANYWAY AND WOKO CUS ME AND HIM WILL BE LEVEL IN OUR MATCHPLAY AND HIS BUMHOLE WILL GO AS HE STARES AT THE CLUBHOUSE THINKING ABOUT HIS FIRST MAGNERS OF THE DAY!!!!ONLY JOKING GENTLEMAN I WISH YOU ALL WELL AND TRUELY HOPE THE BGS HAS A 100% GIR RECORD ON THE WONDERFUL 18TH!!!! AS ALWAYS I THANK YOU S.D'VEY(RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
best o british tomorrow bummers. hole in 1 on the 18th ? piece o piss !unfortunately got a wikends graft on the cards or else i would be there to demonstrate and show that bellendwin van der tart some swindon swing. all da best M M .
Buzz, valid point in reference to bum holes going, i'm guesing some arse holes will be trying to sup up the lake. Anyway what ever happens tomorrow it will be another fantastic day.
I would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone the best of luck.
See you all tomorrow 11:06 on the first tee.
I would also just like to take this opportunity to wish the MANSFIELD MAULER a good day at work, from all on the BGS committee.
BGO 12 has come and gone, what a day, i believe the pressure on the 18th was to much for some people, the 2 people in my group put about 6 balls in the lake, i'm willing to bet the BGS put about 50 balls in the lake in total.
Worfield Champion and 3rd Place finish at Westmidlands
REVENGE WILL BE SWEET AS SUGAR THIS SUNDAY TUNNASS MAKE SURE YOUR IN RECIPT OF 5 ENGLISH POUNDS MY BOY, YOU AINT BEATING THE FRENCHMAN TWICE ON THE BOUNCE, MAY I SUGGEST A BIT OF MATCHPLAY IF WERE DRAWN TOGETHER OTHERWISE I THINK A BIT OF STABLEFORD COULD BE IN ORDER, AS ALWAYS S.D'VEY (RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
ROD WITH REGARDS TO THIS SUNDAYS ROUND WE HAVE A TEE OFF TIME OF 2.40 PM SO I RECKON WE WILL BE ON THE 17TH BY ABOUT 4.20 JUST IN CASE YOU WANT TO SHOW UP FOR THE LAST 2 HOLES AGAIN, THEN MAUL A FEW MANSFIELDS ABOUT!!! AS ALWAYS S.D'VEY ( RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & WIG CARRIER )
46 comments:
BOYS, RIGHT LETS AVE IT! 5 DAYS TO THE BGO IM JUST WONDERING WHOS GOING TO TURN UP....
AFTER RUBYS BRISTOL PERFORMANCE CAN HE MAINTAIN PROGRESS WITH ANOTHER TOP 3 FINISH?
CAN OUR RESIDENT IRISHMAN AND BRISTOL CHAMP RONNIE COOPER STAY ON TOP OF THE PILE OF P.O.T.Y WITH ANOTHER STEADY ROUND?
IM LOOKING AT DIV TO CHALLENGE THE TITS , CROOT, MARKS, WACKA, AND SHERMER TO COMPETE FOR LONGEST DRIVE THE BOY WAS LASHING IT AT SWINDON ON SUNDAY!
WILL BREN USE HIS P WEDGE ANYWHERE OVER 50 YDS FROM THE PIN?
HOW MANT BALLS WILL HOUSE LOSE?
HOW MANT TIMES WILL HERR CROOT PULL AT HIS COLLAR WITH THE WEATHER WEVE BEEN HAVING?
QUESTIONS QUESTIONS GENTLEMAN?
IM GOING FOR JAY TO FINISH TOP 3 CONTENDING WITH WACKA, SHERMER, MARKS, AND THE TITS!IF THE GERMAN FELLA DONT PEAK THIS WEEK HE COULD FORCE HIS WAY TOO!
AND ME IM JUST HOPING TO TURN UP THIS TIME ON TIME, AS ALWAYS I THANK YOU!
S.D'VEY(RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
Our Resident French man once again is the ive of activity on the run up to BGO 11. If i was a betting man my money would be on Andy Sherma, the guy can have a bad round but still score well. Tunass on the other hand is a KNOB, i'm also guessing he will come dressed like some clown. Bold predection:
1) Andy Sherma
2) Gary Hanley
3) The TITS.
Longest Drive:
1) Jay "the brut" Croot
2) Wacka
Nearest the PIN:
1) The TITS possibly DIV!!!!!
Lee Bummer:
1) Neil Leebummer
Best quote:
1) Andy Sherma
Best Haircut:
1) Ronnie Meese
Gayest Walk:
1) Steve Richards
Happiest Person:
1) Jay Croot
Person to talk the most:
1)Jay Croot
Person Most likely to snap:
1)Jay Croot
Anyway, digres
look forward to see you all come Saturday:
Regards
Blond
Ok Boys, well it would seem I need to start inputting some comments on here....Mr D'vey....you are without a doubt the man with the most to say on here and all of it has been of the highest standard! Ben, I love your predictions as ever but don't count me out this month.....I'm coming with a new found focus for the game! Just gotta make sure that it translates to the clubs now. I'm getting excited now at the thought of it.....bring it on boys! I predict that I will take the longest drive.....with a pure strike off the face of my 3 wood....Lol
Longest drive,oh yes its comin home with me YET AGAIN.Please lads try your best as i am gettin sick of winin it.This saturday will be the 4th time i have won will someone atleast give me some comp. CROOTY
Mr S'Devy i concur, i don't think i have enough time between now and tee off time to stop laughing, Chris, stop being silly.
In reference to the MANSFIELD MAULER i'm struggeling to come to terms with it, Kid if your out there, come on ah sort your shit out!
In terms of longest drive, McSherma, who by the way is new to the area recently moved down from scotland, was knocking the shit out of the ball yesterday and as a result give Jay "the brut" Croot a run for his money. Mcsherma will possibly not turn up anyway, so ignore the above.
Also i would just like to go on record saying, Bren has received flack over the speed at which he plays golf!! His speed issue has improved, however he is still a KNOB and i'm glad i'm not behind him, unlucky wacka / sherma. Can the BGO redirect it's attention to the speed at which Ste Richards play's golf. I would say that he plays slower than Bren, Could this please be monitored at the BGO come Saturday. I played golf with Ste the weekend and after the sixth practise swing, i'm thinking just fuckin hit the ball you KNOB.
Can i just leave with a comment yesterday made by one of my Swindon counterparts. I will leave it to them to own up:
"Some people like playing with themselves"
what ever floats your boat mate
Blond
AU CONTRAIRE BLONDE, AU CONTRAIRE I HEREBY HOLD MY HANDS UP TO THE COMMENT "PEOPLE LIKE PLAYING WITH THEMSELVES", HOWEVER MAY I STATE THE TERM SHOULD HAVE READ "SOME PEOPLE DONT MIND PLAYING BY THEMSELVES", OF COURSE IN REFERENCE TO THE GREAT GAME THAT IS GOLF AND NOT IN FACT A REFERENCE TO ANYONE LYING SPREAD-EAGLED ACROSS THE SOFA FIDDLING WITH THEIR DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS ALWAYS I THANK YOU, BY THE WAY BLONDE ILL BE AT SWINDON ON FRI GETTING IN A BIT OF LAST MIN PRACTISE ENJOY YOUR DAY AT WORK SON,
S.D'VEY(RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
can i just say Bren even types slow, i called him 10 minutes ago to discuss BGO matters, at that time he had been typing for 25 minutes, what the fuck his he writting a book.
KNOB
"Hello Energize, how can i help you" wanner
Blond
Blokes, 43 hours to go!
Q) Is the BGS ready for the West Midlands?
A) Is the West Midlands ready for the BGS?
When the BGS descends on WMGC on Saturady they will not know what has hit them.
Led by Dwyer the fat titted dwarf, blond shrugging away at anything that moves, Bruerton poncing it up in a edwin van der sar stylee and Tunass with his OCD, dodgy hair and outfits!!
Thats just the comitee, then there's our residend tramp ronnie meese, Ferral shitter andy sharma, Satelite reciever Dave Percival and Green Keepers Jay the brute Croot and Ste (the liability) Richards. To name but a few.
The real question is whether ronnie coopers bumhole will stay in tack to retain the jacket. I think not!!!
Previous Jacket winners Buzz lightyear, Adam McShermer and Rob the taxi driver Walker all return and Little Headed Andy shermer is nodding and licking his lips at the prospect of a first BGO win.
If my fellow Swindon member and resident Frenchman Mr S'D'vey can stop playing with himself he may also have a chance. Unlike Mr Roller Boots Bruerton who is his own greatest fan and armed with a new bat, there is more chance of me completing a sub 5 hour round that Edwin van der sar taking the jacket.
The same has to be said for another of my comitee members who has got some serious slicage issues. Blond your game has gone to shite and you are a bumma.
Speaking of bummers, who will it be Miff, Neil, Chazza the bird chaser, sacka or could it be House don't tell him though he might have a good worry!!! #
Div nearest the pin.
Ginge bottom 10.
Chap, new jumpa.
Woko and Handley through to semi's.
Bummer Charlie Morris.
Longest Drive wacka.
Outside to ten, GORNAL!!!
Right you fellow commitee piss takers and S'Devy the Miniture man with the big mouth.....We'll see who does well come Sunday....talk is cheap so you tossers best bring your 'A' games.....that or some tissues and you can play with each other down Swindon on Sunday to cheer yourselves up.....seems to be the bummers haunt I think!
Think I'm getting the hang of what the blog is for...
Edwin Van Der Sar
no i have not had a new phone my fellow members of swindon . yours the mansfield( dont really wanna play on my own)mauler
my fellow swindon bummers, it appears that as a collective we may have pulled the right strings with a certain Edwin van de sar. If i was a gambling man i would say he's thinking about us and not the game on Saturday. If however someone does want to see Mr Van de sar on Saturday, you might want to look in my pocket, as this is were he'll be.
Blond
Bravo!!
The syrup is back on the scene!! Bloke, If you wanted to know, in your absence yesterday, McShermer and I relived Mr D'vey and Her Crout of a few Euro's.
Your whitty nature, dry sense of humour, charm and hairpiece will be sadly missed on the BGO on Saturday.
Rodders with that said, the show must go on!!
Godspeed to you my man!!!
By the way news comming in!!
Div shot a 41 round himley yesterday. Possible BGO Champ????
All will be revealed on Saturday!!
41 round himley, it's no good doing that today is it. My 5 year old son can shoot 41 round that park. However BGO is obviously at fever pitch everyone appears to be sneaking off for cheeky holes of golf
Blond
does anyone know the whereabouts of d'vey, croot, bren and the other swindon members, oh yes thats right there in bruetons head. let the show go on! d'vey you gonna let van der sar get away with the mini man jibe we all know how much you love a good argument! bring on the west midlands!!!!!!
GENTLEMAN, GENTLEMAN SEEMS TO ME A FEW ON THE BLOG CANT TAKE A JOKE, HOWEVER AS MOST WILL AGREE IM MORE THAN CAPABLE OF TAKING A JOKE AND LAUGHING AT MYSELF....
MR BRUETON, AS A FULLY FLEDGED COMMITTEE MEMBER I WOULD EXPECT A MORE CIVILISED RESPONSE!!!!IN ANY CASE HOW COME MARCO VAN BASTARD HAS GIVEN YOU TIME OFF
FROM EURO 2008 TO TAKE PART IN THE BGO, HAVE YOU BEEN GETTING BROWNIE POINTS OF SOME KIND?
LADS IM MORE THAN CAPABLE OF STANDING UP FOR MYSELF (EVEN IF IT IS AT A TOWERING 5FT 7IN)SO WHOEVER QUESTIONED MY PRIDE AND ACCUSING ME OF LOVING ARGUMENTS
PLEASE, PLEASE DO TRY TO REMEMBER IM A CHANGED MAN!!!!!
AS ALWAYS I THANK YOU
S.D'VEY( RESIDENT FRENCH DWARF & SAPEY CHAMP)
Lads,
as always the banter on the blog is second to none, but the burning question is, whose arse-hole is gonna fall out when they're standing on the 18th tee holding a decent card in their hands with 30 fellow piss takers standing on the bridge heckling as they're about to tee off......oh yes baby, bring it on!!!!!!!
until tomorrow chaps
BUZZ
Buzz,
A very good question my friend and fellow Jacket holder. Who will have the composure on the 18th.
Well, Mr Roller Boots has already lost his, blond will shrug his shoulders on the tee, but then he does that on every tee, Bummer.
If he makes it, Ginge will just say Fuck it and div will not be able to concentrate due to the planes overhead.
Buzz i'm not sure your body is strong enough to carry your heed the full 18 holes, Andy Sharma will have nodded his head off by then and McSherma will probably be on his way to Scotland.
House will already be worrying about it and our resident frenchman will be grunting and playing with his knackers. As for Neil and Miff they'd better bring their swimming gear.
If jay the brute has a card or any clubs left by the 18th he may have a chance with a sandwedge of somethin!!!
As for me, my bumhole will have deserted me long before the 18th and there is not a chance of me holding a decent card by then.
Worse case scenario Dwyers huge barnet and breasts will block out all light and we'll all have a shot in the dark.
Mr D'Vey....you are as ever mightier with the pen thatn the sword....or is that club? Tunass....you are the man again with jibes at everyone and they are of the highest quality! Even including yourself in those. I am still uninpressed with Blonde....what's this about being in your pocket? You are confusing me with one of your Swindon toddlers bregade.....I don't play with the children and as for you guys being in my head....please, I work all day....for real.
On a more serious note, I do look forward to seeing everyone again Saturday, I don't expect anything from myself, if I can be steady and consistant then I'll be happy (I don't mean consistantly shite either) so I wish you all the best of Luck Gentlemen.
Roller Boots
a.k.a. Edwin Van Der Sar
Here Here, Mr Roller Boots Edwin van der sar.
I too am relishing the prospect of another legendary BGO.
May the best man win.
Good luck to all
Thank you kind Sir, are you playing a round today Bren? I think I saw your good lady this morning on the Metro along with another young lady, blonde and slim....
There is some talk of a cheeky 9 holes tonight at swindon!!
If metro was on the way to Brum it probably was the Mrs.
Regards
It was yes mate. What time you playing then?
5ish for a tee off, are you in?
I finish work at 3:45 mate, would be a tight one if you could do me the pleasure of pickin me up? If not mate I'll leave it, no problem.
MY MY, METHINKS THERES A FEW BUMHOLES TWITCHING WITHIN THE RANKS OF THE BGS!!!
BOYS, WHAT WILL BE WILL BE EVERYONE HAS GOOD AND BAD DAYS WHAT HAPPENED TO TURNING UP AND ENJOYING THE EVENT?
THE 18TH SIGNITURE HOLE AT WEST MIDLANDS? WHAT CAN I SAY ITS THE BOLLOCKS, OVER WATER TO AN ISLAND GREEN NOW IM 2ND OUT SO WILL HAVE ONLY 4 LADS WATCHING ME IN, SHAME REALLY AS IT WONT BE TOO LOUD WHEN I HIT THE DANCEFLOOR FIRST TIME OF ASKING AND I DONT MIND TWO PUTIING FOR A CIVILISED PAR!!!!
WHO WILL MISS? MMMMMMM MY MONEY IS ON HOUSE CAUSE HE WILL HAVE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD ON HIS SHOULDERS, SACA CAUSE HE WILL JUST WAIL THE BALL ANYWAY AND WOKO CUS ME AND HIM WILL BE LEVEL IN OUR MATCHPLAY AND HIS BUMHOLE WILL GO AS HE STARES AT THE CLUBHOUSE THINKING ABOUT HIS FIRST MAGNERS OF THE DAY!!!!ONLY JOKING GENTLEMAN I WISH YOU ALL WELL AND TRUELY HOPE THE BGS HAS A 100% GIR RECORD ON THE WONDERFUL 18TH!!!!
AS ALWAYS I THANK YOU
S.D'VEY(RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
best o british tomorrow bummers. hole in 1 on the 18th ? piece o piss !unfortunately got a wikends graft on the cards or else i would be there to demonstrate and show that bellendwin van der tart some swindon swing. all da best M M .
Good god I'm even being lambasted by a childrens toy!
is that franc ribery for the frogs or is it tunass ?
4get the 18th bummers , yome over werta on the fust !!!!!!!
Buzz, valid point in reference to bum holes going, i'm guesing some arse holes will be trying to sup up the lake. Anyway what ever happens tomorrow it will be another fantastic day.
I would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone the best of luck.
See you all tomorrow 11:06 on the first tee.
I would also just like to take this opportunity to wish the MANSFIELD MAULER a good day at work, from all on the BGS committee.
Until then
Blonde
BGO 12 IS HERE
Bring it on Boys....This is going to be the best one yet!
BGO 12 has come and gone, what a day, i believe the pressure on the 18th was to much for some people, the 2 people in my group put about 6 balls in the lake, i'm willing to bet the BGS put about 50 balls in the lake in total.
Worfield Champion and 3rd Place finish at Westmidlands
Herr Croot
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For interests sake who did end up in the Water on the 18th?
1. Tunass
i hear from a very good source that adolf collar twitcher was fixin bayonets last saterdee neet afta worfield.
thats why hes gone hes gone down the smoke to see if his auntie lizzie can do the next BGO presentation
are the french on our shores trying to get ready brek to be the golfers red bull ?
has lord t invested bgo coffers into brylcreem ? with profits ofcourse !
that barnet should be a listed building !!!!!!!!!!
The wig is a knob!! put the big dog back before it bites ya!!
fair enuf ,played like a nob sunday . but me and and the red baron still beat you and beetlejuice ! touchee BT (MM)
REVENGE WILL BE SWEET AS SUGAR THIS SUNDAY TUNNASS MAKE SURE YOUR IN RECIPT OF 5 ENGLISH POUNDS MY BOY, YOU AINT BEATING THE FRENCHMAN TWICE ON THE BOUNCE, MAY I SUGGEST A BIT OF MATCHPLAY IF WERE DRAWN TOGETHER OTHERWISE I THINK A BIT OF STABLEFORD COULD BE IN ORDER,
AS ALWAYS
S.D'VEY (RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
ROD WITH REGARDS TO THIS SUNDAYS ROUND WE HAVE A TEE OFF TIME OF
2.40 PM SO I RECKON WE WILL BE ON THE 17TH BY ABOUT 4.20 JUST IN CASE YOU WANT TO SHOW UP FOR THE LAST 2 HOLES AGAIN, THEN MAUL A FEW MANSFIELDS ABOUT!!!
AS ALWAYS
S.D'VEY ( RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & WIG CARRIER )
was that claude greengrass accepting 3rd place prize off dale winton at west mids ? per o nobs!!!
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