Gentleman, jacket holders and tree bummers alike!! Id like to wish everyone good luck for saturday, the jacket is once again up for grabs at the anniversary event, which sadly i wont be at to present to the new winner! (gutted). Have a good day and nite lads and may the best man win!.
Sports fans and fellow competitors....Another BGO looms on the horizon, it seems that people are getting the practice in a fair play to that. Once agian, I my self have not had a chance to play since the Belfry so my own game will be poor as the last few showings....Mr D'vey....this generous handicap you speak of....it does not seem to be helping me....Lol As for you pants being pulled down? well, you have been an eager beaver playing your socks off at Swindon Golf Club and unfortunately made your own bed.....Club handicap less 20% I'm sure your game can do you justice. To everyone taking part....good luck and I will see you all there.
i would like to thank the frenchman for his comments and for being a good sport as the mighty baggies head to the promise land leaving his beloved wolves behind and yes i will be bringing my A game so watch your backs all jacket contenders. see you all saturday
GAZ, THERES NO NEED IS THERE KID, SERIOUSLY WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THE FOOTBALL YOU ARE WHERE YOU ARE CUS YOU DESERVE TO BE AND IF WE END UP IN THE PLAY OFFS ITS BECAUSE WE DESERVE TO OVER 38 GAMES NOW LAST TIME I LOOKED THIS IS A GOLF BLOG SO LETS GET ON WITH MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS:- 1) WHATS HAPPENED TO THE TIPTON TALIBAN AT BRISTOL? 2) AS ALWAYS WHAT WILL BREN (AKA TUNNASS, FABRIGAS, BEN STILLER, LORD OK OK OK THATS ENOUGH!)BE WEARING AND WHICH CHARITY SHOP HAS HE DONATED TO THIS WEEK? 3) WILL BEN FINALLY TURN UP AT A BGO EVENT WITH HIS "A"GAME IN HIS BAG? 4) HOW MANY TIMES ON SATURDAY WILL JAY "THE BRUTE" CROOT THREATEN TO DESTROY OR DROWN HIS CLUBS? 5) HAS HOUSE RETURNED THE KEYS TO THE CROWN NOW NOW BALLY HAS FUCKED OFF? 6) WILL WOKO TURN UP HAMMERED AGAIN IM SURE THAT BLOKE IS AFTER MY PISSHEAD TITLE? 7) CAN I PLEASE GET TO WATCH "SACKO" TEE OFF? 8) IS CHRIS BRURETON GONNA CUT THE BACK OF HIS HAIR BEFORE WE GO TO SPAIN AS IT DOES GET QUITE HOT OUT THERE? 9) HOW MANY TREES WILL STE RICHARDS TRY TO DESTROY AT BRISTOL AS WE ALL KNOW HE'S GOT A BIT OF PREVIOUS? 10) WHO WILL WIN THE JACKET THIS TIME ROUND WITHOUT THE BIG CONTENDERS ABOUT ( MARKS, THOMAS, WACKA,PADDY OH SHIT I SLIPPED THEN)
QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS GENTLEMAN ANY ANSWERS WILL BE MOST GRATEFULLY WELCOMED, I THANK YOU!!!!
Mr D'vey....the hair will not be cut off the back, that seems to be most peoples standard trim.....I will just have to soak up the heat as well as the pressure (I don't own any tires see) in Spain....it's getting closer my French friend!
What's happening to the blog page, no one is talking, if we was all talking there would be more comments!!
Anyway, just a quick note, Myself, Mr Thomas and Wacka, had a cheeky three people against BGO Brenass, Moppa, S'Devy and Rod in a four people. Blokes we licked them all over the course, oh by the way thanks for the drinks after lads.
Moppa came dressed as a Gay tennies player, looking like something out of a Dirk Diggler film.
Thomo could you please start using the Blog again, as people used to talk more when you stirred the shit up.
anyway blokes on that note, i have a tatoo clad gentleman coming into the office, go to go
hold up mr lifter, moppas spandex had cut off his circulation to his meat an 2 veg by the third hole !yours eventually (after going round with lord t ) rod
BEN, SERIOUSLY AFTER CHOOSING TO PLAY WITH YA NEW BUM CHUMS AND THEN PICKING A BET YOU KNEW YOU COULDNT LOSE DO YOU FIND ANY NEED TO POST IT ON THE BLOG THUS SHOWING YOUR INFERIOROTY COMPLEX, C'MON KID I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THAT BY THE WAY I THINK WE SHOULD STOP ROD PLAYING WITH JAY AS SINCE SUNDAY RODS CLUBS HAVE DEVELOPED A NERVOUS COMPLEX AND HAVE STARTED TO SHAKE IN HIS BAG!!! AND I HAVE NEVER KNOWN ANYONE TAKE SO LONG TO PUT FROM 6 TO 10 INCHES AS LORD TURNER, C'MON BREN THERES A QUE BEHIND US NOW...
I THANK YOU S.D'VEY (RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP JUST IN CASE I FORGOT TO MENTION IT)
blond just ad a few sherries with the tattoed goon up da snooker and he mentioned you had to pop out and sign some papers . kid sort ya shit out , that stana wouldnt jest about such matters!!!!!!!!!!
I'm thinking about a game of Golf this afternoon, my only problem is Bren holding me up. I think he started playing yesterday at around 5pm, so based on his average time per hole, he would now be on the 8th. I will wait until Sunday so i know he will def be finished.
what a wanna
Herr Croot(resident German and Worfield BGO jacket holder 2007 in case i also didn't mention it)
BLONDE I LIKE THE WORFIELD MENTION! THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE ADRESSED, THESE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHO WON WHAT AND WHERE! FACT S. D'VEY(RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
Are you throwing out a smoke screen young Ben.....filling me with hope that I might gain an extra place in the next BGO..... I still haven't managed to get any practice in so middle of the pack will be the order of the day once again for me!
BLOKE TELL ME ABOUT IT HAD SOME NEW CLUBS ON SATURDAY PLAYED SUNDAY AND IT WAS SHIT.... THE PUTTER NEARLY GOT WRAPPED ROUND A TREE I JUST COULDNT USE IT SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE OLD PUTTER IS COMING BACK OUT BLOKE S.D'VEY (RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP )
whats all this shite about bad golf, pull your shit together and concentrate, the next bgo is almost upon us and i wanna see some tight play and lots of challengers for that jacket cos im gunning for it!!
Matt....I don't have the time to play these days and as I lack your ovvious natural ability I am no where near a contender. As for tight sh*t...the only thing that's tight is my grip and that's a bad thing....Lol I still got 4 weeks so I'll see what I can do....but no promises.
Blokes, gornal boys you are knocking the wrong door. That bloke from willenhall! I thought they'd shut willenhall (shit hole)
Rods wig! possibly bigger than the BGO. If not definatly bigger than the beatles. And more storage space than moppa's renault.
Duey, does your bird know tunass took a fiver off ya on sunday and does your face glow in the dark.
Roller boots (van der sar) you have as much chance of winning the jacket as seeing andy sharma's head grow. For the next bgo could your brother please divulge what size chest his trousers are and at what age they divorced his ankles and married his knees.
Moppa, I hear that the shorts you turned up in last week were the german's son's, and he had been looking for them for 2 weeks.
Speaking of the german I heard that he played on sunday with some members at swindon, he shot 128, fucking tossa. See ebay link for some Wiilson fat shaft DI7.
Jay the brute croot has got anger issues by the way. Sacka only uses 20% of his feet and I forgot more than he knows and he has spilt more than I have drunk so he tells me.
Milly worries too much, but not tonight cos he's wanking over Man Utd or is Lerkio skiing him off for the team.
I thought Tunass was a gym man, 120yards with a 4 iron, what the fuck!!! Wanka!
What can I say about the Ginger one other than congratualtions on losing his job. I hear he's thinkin of setting up on his own, I'll give it a week and I bet he phones in sick or sacks himself. bumma!
McSherma? in a word! WANKA!
Dwyer, Out of interest, the Mrs is having a clearout of old bra's. Size 36DD, they might be tight but ok for a sniff.
Which poor soull left that long list of scathing attacks on memebers of the BGS? Who ever it was would seem to have spelling and grammer issues as well as a tiny pair of bollocks! Show your self sir
Van Der Sar......Lol I like it! I'm fully aware I wont be winning the jacket....but then again, niether will you....mystery man with small bollocks.....or so it has been said.
I concur with the small bollocks, if you’re going to comment leave your fuckin name, he’s a fucking wanka. Quality about roller boots looking like van de sar, that shit’s funny
Anyway I’m guessing there will be some golf about come the weekend, so if anyone fancies it give me a shout.
tunass, 2:10 sunday put me down with you then, just one question will we be finished for Monday as i'm busy that day!!!
Oh and thanks for the riot last night, did the 4 Iron get used last night in the bed room!!!!!!! I'm a 6 iron man myself, you can knock the shit out of anything with a 6.
S.D'VEY HERE PENCIL ME IN FOR SUNDAY BREN DOW WORRY I WOW MEK ANY JOKES ABOUT HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO PLAY YOUR SHOTS ( YAWN )I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ENJOY YOUR GOLF!!! WHOEVER LEFT THE LIST OF INSULTS EARLIER PLEASE ADRESS YOURSELF AS ABUSE OFTEN OFFENDS AND BGO MEMBERS LIKE TO KNOW WHO THEY GOTTA BEAT UP AT THE NEXT GATHERING! MY GUESS? SOMEONE WITH INSIDE INFO FROM SWINDON SO I THINK THERE COULD BE A RAT IN THE CAMP AND HE NEEDS SMOKING OUT!!!! IN ANSWER TO THE QUESTUION OF MY GOOD SELF NO THE BIRD DONT KNOW BRENNASS TOOK 5 ENGLISH POUNDS OFF ME LAST WEEK CAUSE I AINT GOT A BIRD AND THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT CAUSE I GET MORE TIME FOR GOLF!!!I DONT DO THE RELATIONSHIP THING NO MORE, FACT! AND NO MY FACE DOES NOT GLOW IN THE DARK ANYMORE QUESTIONS WILL BE DUELY ANSWERED!! I THANK YOU S.D'VEY (RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
AU CONTRAIRE MY FELLOW ANON MY FACE DOES INDEED GLOW DURING ALL SUNLIGHT HOURS HOWEVER AS PREVIOUSLY REQUESTED PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NAME ESPECIALLY IF GOING TO TRY TO TAKE THE PISS THIS MUST BE A POST FROM A FAIRLY NEWCOMER AS MOST ESTABLISHED BGO'ERS KNOW FULL WELL THE RED FACE JOKES ARE AS LONG IN THE TOOTH AS SHERGAR NEXT S.D'VEY (RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
Blokes, with the fact that all you boys seem to want to shoot off early on Sunday I have decided to play a cheeky nine instead. That was we should all be away by sunset!
NONCH NONCH RED BY NAME RED BY NATURE,THE NEW TOOLS ARE CURRENTLY TAKING SOME GETTING USED TO HOWEVER IM SURE I WILL BE BACK IN "A" FORM FOR THE WEST MIDLANDS THATS IF I CAN FIND IT THIS TIME THAT IS......... S.D'VEY (RESIDENT RED FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
Much golf planned for this weekend in light of last weeks bank holiday blues.
So Rod has been on his holls, S D'vey is on a golf break or was that a break from golf. It would appear that her Crout has retired back to his bunker and Vickers is still the Tree Bummer.
2 Weeks today The West Midlands will host its biggest event of the year as the BGO drives into town.
News circulates that the little headed indian will attend with new clubs, Lee Smith returns to the frey to continue his sprint out of treebummerville while Paul Paddy Caulfield replaces current tree bummer Lee Vickers.
Millhouse has been having a good worry and tells me that he is tired and he hasn't played since the last BGO. Woko is still speaking his Blackcountry-irish lingo over the phone.
The gornal contingent is back to full strength. We'll they are all attending!!
Questions:
Will Mrs Her Crout let the Shrugster out for ze bgo?
Will Sacka be on his toes?
How many spots will stu (the waiter) barker have on his arse?
Has Chazza fixed the rip in his undercarrage?
Will the ginger one make it?
Will Neil Lee's tits really be toned before the wet-tshirt competition?
Will Matt Marks's body ever grow into his heed?
Will Chris van der sar Bruerton be turning up or will he be celebrating with his team mates rooney and co.
Will BGO Champ Ronnie Cooper be wearing shorts or his normal jack-ups.
Anyway regardless of the answers to the above Blond you are still a knob!!!
LADS, LADS ,LADS, ITS ONLY 8 DAYS TO THE NEXT BGO, AND IM ALREADY STARTING TO GET BUTTERFLYS IN MY STOMACH, WELL I THINK ITS BUTTERFLIES UNLESS IVE CAUGHT SUMMAT OFF THE TRUMPETEER.
BUT BEFORE WE SET UPON SOLLIHULS FINEST GREEN, LETS JUST RECAP ON A FEW QUESTIONS THAT NEED TO BE RAISED.
HAS MCSHERM JUST SWAPPED HIS PULLING MACHINE, FOR A CHAVTASTIC BINWAGGON?
HAS BLONDE PLAYED ANY GOLF SINCE THE LAST BGO, CUS I AINT SEEN HIM?
WILL ROD DUST OFF HIS DRIVER AND GROW A PAIR OF BOLLOX BIG ENOUGH TO LAUNCH ONE OFF THE FIRST TEE or will he use his little girly 4 wood?
WILL THE LITTLE HEADED INDIAN NOD SO MUCH THAT HIS HEAD WILL FALL OFF, AND BE REPLACED WITH THE ONE OFF HIS LATEST TROPHY CUS ITS BIGGER?
WILL WACKA BE SICK IN SHERMERS CAR ON THE WAY HUM?
HAS D'VEY FINALLY MASTERED HIS WILSON JUNIOR STARTER SET?
ONCE MORE ANOTHER LIST OF INSULTS WITHOUT HAVING THE BOTTLE TO LEAVE A NAME, GENTLEMAN GROW SOME CAHONAS WILL YA!!!!!!!!!! UP UNTIL NOW I HAVE TRIED TO RESTRAIN MYSELF ON THE BLOG BUT WHEN FOLK AM THROWING ACCUSATIONS AROUND ABOUT ME PLAYING UNFAIRLY WITH A JUNIOR SET OF CLUBS I TAKE OFFENCE SO WOULD THE WOULD BE TRYING TO BE PISS TAKER PLEASE STAND UP OR ILL SWING MY BABY PUTTER AT YOUR KNEE CAPS!!!!(CUS APPARANTLY I CANT REACH YOUR HEADS!) I THANK YOU
S.D'VEY(RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP:- JUNIOR SECTION OF COURSE!)
69 comments:
Gentleman, jacket holders and tree bummers alike!!
Id like to wish everyone good luck for saturday, the jacket is once again up for grabs at the anniversary event, which sadly i wont be at to present to the new winner! (gutted). Have a good day and nite lads and may the best man win!.
Mat Marks bgojkt4
Sports fans and fellow competitors....Another BGO looms on the horizon, it seems that people are getting the practice in a fair play to that. Once agian, I my self have not had a chance to play since the Belfry so my own game will be poor as the last few showings....Mr D'vey....this generous handicap you speak of....it does not seem to be helping me....Lol As for you pants being pulled down? well, you have been an eager beaver playing your socks off at Swindon Golf Club and unfortunately made your own bed.....Club handicap less 20% I'm sure your game can do you justice.
To everyone taking part....good luck and I will see you all there.
If anyone is playing golf Friday can you let me know? I would like a game to blow out the cobwebs....come on....cheeky fiver anyone?
set of macgregor graphites available. devastating clubs (with the right bloke on the end on em) see rod @ bristol
i would like to thank the frenchman for his comments and for being a good sport as the mighty baggies head to the promise land leaving his beloved wolves behind and yes i will be bringing my A game so watch your backs all jacket contenders. see you all saturday
Mr Ruby....that's the kind of stuff I wanna be hearing....fighting talk. Game on for Saturday!
GAZ, THERES NO NEED IS THERE KID, SERIOUSLY WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THE FOOTBALL YOU ARE WHERE YOU ARE CUS YOU DESERVE TO BE AND IF WE END UP IN THE PLAY OFFS ITS BECAUSE WE DESERVE TO OVER 38 GAMES
NOW LAST TIME I LOOKED THIS IS A GOLF BLOG SO LETS GET ON WITH MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS:-
1) WHATS HAPPENED TO THE TIPTON TALIBAN AT BRISTOL?
2) AS ALWAYS WHAT WILL BREN (AKA TUNNASS, FABRIGAS, BEN STILLER, LORD OK OK OK THATS ENOUGH!)BE WEARING AND WHICH CHARITY SHOP HAS HE DONATED TO THIS WEEK?
3) WILL BEN FINALLY TURN UP AT A BGO EVENT WITH HIS "A"GAME IN HIS BAG?
4) HOW MANY TIMES ON SATURDAY WILL JAY "THE BRUTE" CROOT THREATEN TO DESTROY OR DROWN HIS CLUBS?
5) HAS HOUSE RETURNED THE KEYS TO THE CROWN NOW NOW BALLY HAS FUCKED OFF?
6) WILL WOKO TURN UP HAMMERED AGAIN IM SURE THAT BLOKE IS AFTER MY PISSHEAD TITLE?
7) CAN I PLEASE GET TO WATCH "SACKO" TEE OFF?
8) IS CHRIS BRURETON GONNA CUT THE BACK OF HIS HAIR BEFORE WE GO TO SPAIN AS IT DOES GET QUITE HOT OUT THERE?
9) HOW MANY TREES WILL STE RICHARDS TRY TO DESTROY AT BRISTOL AS WE ALL KNOW HE'S GOT A BIT OF PREVIOUS?
10) WHO WILL WIN THE JACKET THIS TIME ROUND WITHOUT THE BIG CONTENDERS ABOUT ( MARKS, THOMAS, WACKA,PADDY OH SHIT I SLIPPED THEN)
QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS GENTLEMAN ANY ANSWERS WILL BE MOST GRATEFULLY WELCOMED, I THANK YOU!!!!
S. D'VEY ( RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
Mr D'vey....the hair will not be cut off the back, that seems to be most peoples standard trim.....I will just have to soak up the heat as well as the pressure (I don't own any tires see) in Spain....it's getting closer my French friend!
There has been a confirmed sighting of the illusive Bal Patel, apparently selling SAT NAVs on a street corner in cleobury mortimer.
All the best to everyone tomorrow on the Ginger AKA(Richie Cunningham) invitational. May the best man win.
did bonacorci sell all his 99s at bristol saturday neet?
All 99's sold along with a number of new flavoured air shots. The german stayed in his bunker by order of mrs hitler!!! F***in W*an*er!!
nice to all the lads at bristol.great day again . nice to see david " monzons " watkins soberish . is he the alex higgins of golf?
did slapper get rid of all his hotdogs out of his ring and ride bus
has our ashley got a matching sports bra to match his thong ? if not why not !
was tomos no show due to the fact he couldnt get shoes to match his outfit
all quiet on the bristol front ! sounds like it was a pipe and slippers night
lord t cross my palm with silver and i,ll teach you that trombone shot!
Blokes,
What's happening to the blog page, no one is talking, if we was all talking there would be more comments!!
Anyway, just a quick note, Myself, Mr Thomas and Wacka, had a cheeky three people against BGO Brenass, Moppa, S'Devy and Rod in a four people. Blokes we licked them all over the course, oh by the way thanks for the drinks after lads.
Moppa came dressed as a Gay tennies player, looking like something out of a Dirk Diggler film.
Thomo could you please start using the Blog again, as people used to talk more when you stirred the shit up.
anyway blokes on that note, i have a tatoo clad gentleman coming into the office, go to go
Resident German
Herr Croot
hold up mr lifter, moppas spandex had cut off his circulation to his meat an 2 veg by the third hole !yours eventually (after going round with lord t ) rod
BEN, SERIOUSLY AFTER CHOOSING TO PLAY WITH YA NEW BUM CHUMS AND THEN PICKING A BET YOU KNEW YOU COULDNT LOSE DO YOU FIND ANY NEED TO POST IT ON THE BLOG THUS SHOWING YOUR INFERIOROTY COMPLEX, C'MON KID I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THAT
BY THE WAY I THINK WE SHOULD STOP ROD PLAYING WITH JAY AS SINCE SUNDAY RODS CLUBS HAVE DEVELOPED A NERVOUS COMPLEX AND HAVE STARTED TO SHAKE IN HIS BAG!!!
AND I HAVE NEVER KNOWN ANYONE TAKE SO LONG TO PUT FROM 6 TO 10 INCHES AS LORD TURNER, C'MON BREN THERES A QUE BEHIND US NOW...
I THANK YOU
S.D'VEY (RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP JUST IN CASE I FORGOT TO MENTION IT)
blond just ad a few sherries with the tattoed goon up da snooker and he mentioned you had to pop out and sign some papers . kid sort ya shit out , that stana wouldnt jest about such matters!!!!!!!!!!
Blokes,
I'm thinking about a game of Golf this afternoon, my only problem is Bren holding me up. I think he started playing yesterday at around 5pm, so based on his average time per hole, he would now be on the 8th. I will wait until Sunday so i know he will def be finished.
what a wanna
Herr Croot(resident German and Worfield BGO jacket holder 2007 in case i also didn't mention it)
BLONDE I LIKE THE WORFIELD MENTION!
THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE ADRESSED, THESE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHO WON WHAT AND WHERE! FACT
S. D'VEY(RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
Blokes
went around swindon yesterday and the result of the whole round was i might be packing in golf, shit was that bad.
Resident German and Worfield champ
Herr Croot
Are you throwing out a smoke screen young Ben.....filling me with hope that I might gain an extra place in the next BGO.....
I still haven't managed to get any practice in so middle of the pack will be the order of the day once again for me!
BLOKE TELL ME ABOUT IT HAD SOME NEW CLUBS ON SATURDAY PLAYED SUNDAY AND IT WAS SHIT....
THE PUTTER NEARLY GOT WRAPPED ROUND A TREE I JUST COULDNT USE IT
SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE OLD PUTTER IS COMING BACK OUT BLOKE
S.D'VEY (RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP )
Lads
whats all this shite about bad golf, pull your shit together and concentrate, the next bgo is almost upon us and i wanna see some tight play and lots of challengers for that jacket cos im gunning for it!!
Mat "the jacket" Marks
4 time bgo champ and 2007 P.O.T.Y.
Matt....I don't have the time to play these days and as I lack your ovvious natural ability I am no where near a contender. As for tight sh*t...the only thing that's tight is my grip and that's a bad thing....Lol I still got 4 weeks so I'll see what I can do....but no promises.
lads & bummers , looks like u could do with a visit to my loft. yours tentively rod
has bre n pitted out yet
or even putted out
i'm sure my putter was lost in rods wig last time out
Gornal boys are at full strength at the next BGO, were knocking on the door for the jacket.
u boys are gonna have to knock pretty hard on that door cos the jackets comin back to willenhall for the 5th time!!
was that peter kenyon or our resident german in the rain in moscow?
lordy lordy 6 years out of date bitter . stock rotation kid , sort that shit out kid !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blokes, gornal boys you are knocking the wrong door. That bloke from willenhall! I thought they'd shut willenhall (shit hole)
Rods wig! possibly bigger than the BGO. If not definatly bigger than the beatles. And more storage space than moppa's renault.
Duey, does your bird know tunass took a fiver off ya on sunday and does your face glow in the dark.
Roller boots (van der sar) you have as much chance of winning the jacket as seeing andy sharma's head grow. For the next bgo could your brother please divulge what size chest his trousers are and at what age they divorced his ankles and married his knees.
Moppa, I hear that the shorts you turned up in last week were the german's son's, and he had been looking for them for 2 weeks.
Speaking of the german I heard that he played on sunday with some members at swindon, he shot 128, fucking tossa. See ebay link for some Wiilson fat shaft DI7.
Jay the brute croot has got anger issues by the way. Sacka only uses 20% of his feet and I forgot more than he knows and he has spilt more than I have drunk so he tells me.
Milly worries too much, but not tonight cos he's wanking over Man Utd or is Lerkio skiing him off for the team.
I thought Tunass was a gym man, 120yards with a 4 iron, what the fuck!!! Wanka!
What can I say about the Ginger one other than congratualtions on losing his job. I hear he's thinkin of setting up on his own, I'll give it a week and I bet he phones in sick or sacks himself. bumma!
McSherma? in a word! WANKA!
Dwyer, Out of interest, the Mrs is having a clearout of old bra's. Size 36DD, they might be tight but ok for a sniff.
got to go.
Which poor soull left that long list of scathing attacks on memebers of the BGS? Who ever it was would seem to have spelling and grammer issues as well as a tiny pair of bollocks!
Show your self sir
Van Der Sar......Lol I like it! I'm fully aware I wont be winning the jacket....but then again, niether will you....mystery man with small bollocks.....or so it has been said.
Blokes
I concur with the small bollocks, if you’re going to comment leave your fuckin name, he’s a fucking wanka. Quality about roller boots looking like van de sar, that shit’s funny
Anyway I’m guessing there will be some golf about come the weekend, so if anyone fancies it give me a shout.
Resident German and Worfield Champion 2007
Herr Croot
210 @ Swindon if anyone can manage a 6 hour round with me?
On Sunday that is. cant play tomorrow due to work commitments. If anyone is playing on Friday afternoon, I would prefer not to know! Cheers
last time bren (ben stiller) teed off , his cans of bitter were still in date
tunass, 2:10 sunday put me down with you then, just one question will we be finished for Monday as i'm busy that day!!!
Oh and thanks for the riot last night, did the 4 Iron get used last night in the bed room!!!!!!! I'm a 6 iron man myself, you can knock the shit out of anything with a 6.
Blond
this is more like it , let battle commence!!!!!!!
dont know about your mrs,s 36 dds you want to get your bollocks out of her handbag . the syrup
rod the syrup here . put me in sunday lads. by the way bren need to get away 4 monday mornin
S.D'VEY HERE PENCIL ME IN FOR SUNDAY BREN DOW WORRY I WOW MEK ANY JOKES ABOUT HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO PLAY YOUR SHOTS ( YAWN )I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ENJOY YOUR GOLF!!!
WHOEVER LEFT THE LIST OF INSULTS EARLIER PLEASE ADRESS YOURSELF AS ABUSE OFTEN OFFENDS AND BGO MEMBERS LIKE TO KNOW WHO THEY GOTTA BEAT UP AT THE NEXT GATHERING! MY GUESS? SOMEONE WITH INSIDE INFO FROM SWINDON SO I THINK THERE COULD BE A RAT IN THE CAMP AND HE NEEDS SMOKING OUT!!!!
IN ANSWER TO THE QUESTUION OF MY GOOD SELF NO THE BIRD DONT KNOW BRENNASS TOOK 5 ENGLISH POUNDS OFF ME LAST WEEK CAUSE I AINT GOT A BIRD AND THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT CAUSE I GET MORE TIME FOR GOLF!!!I DONT DO THE RELATIONSHIP THING NO MORE, FACT! AND NO MY FACE DOES NOT GLOW IN THE DARK ANYMORE QUESTIONS WILL BE DUELY ANSWERED!!
I THANK YOU
S.D'VEY (RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
S'devy, as ever professionalism with your response, i tip my hat sir.
See you the weekend
Blond
does it glow in the day ?
AU CONTRAIRE MY FELLOW ANON MY FACE DOES INDEED GLOW DURING ALL SUNLIGHT HOURS HOWEVER AS PREVIOUSLY REQUESTED PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NAME ESPECIALLY IF GOING TO TRY TO TAKE THE PISS THIS MUST BE A POST FROM A FAIRLY NEWCOMER AS MOST ESTABLISHED BGO'ERS KNOW FULL WELL THE RED FACE JOKES ARE AS LONG IN THE TOOTH AS SHERGAR
NEXT
S.D'VEY (RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
Blokes, with the fact that all you boys seem to want to shoot off early on Sunday I have decided to play a cheeky nine instead. That was we should all be away by sunset!
would that be sunday sunset or monday sunset kid ?
NONSH , ARE YOUR NEW TOOLS WILSON DEEP (A,HERM) RED ? & R U ENDORSING THEM WITH YOUR RADIANT BOATRACE ?
NONCH NONCH RED BY NAME RED BY NATURE,THE NEW TOOLS ARE CURRENTLY TAKING SOME GETTING USED TO HOWEVER IM SURE I WILL BE BACK IN "A" FORM FOR THE WEST MIDLANDS THATS IF I CAN FIND IT THIS TIME THAT IS.........
S.D'VEY (RESIDENT RED FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP)
ANYBODY PLAYING GOLF THIS WEEKEND?
S'VEY ( RESIDENT FRENCHMAN AND STRUGGLING WITH THE NEW CLUBS!!)
ANYBODY PLAYING GOLF THIS WEEKEND?
S'VEY ( RESIDENT FRENCHMAN AND STRUGGLING WITH THE NEW CLUBS!!)
cracking set of macgregors in the loft kid !
Much golf planned for this weekend in light of last weeks bank holiday blues.
So Rod has been on his holls, S D'vey is on a golf break or was that a break from golf. It would appear that her Crout has retired back to his bunker and Vickers is still the Tree Bummer.
2 Weeks today The West Midlands will host its biggest event of the year as the BGO drives into town.
News circulates that the little headed indian will attend with new clubs, Lee Smith returns to the frey to continue his sprint out of treebummerville while Paul Paddy Caulfield replaces current tree bummer Lee Vickers.
Millhouse has been having a good worry and tells me that he is tired and he hasn't played since the last BGO. Woko is still speaking his Blackcountry-irish lingo over the phone.
The gornal contingent is back to full strength. We'll they are all attending!!
Questions:
Will Mrs Her Crout let the Shrugster out for ze bgo?
Will Sacka be on his toes?
How many spots will stu (the waiter) barker have on his arse?
Has Chazza fixed the rip in his undercarrage?
Will the ginger one make it?
Will Neil Lee's tits really be toned before the wet-tshirt competition?
Will Matt Marks's body ever grow into his heed?
Will Chris van der sar Bruerton be turning up or will he be celebrating with his team mates rooney and co.
Will BGO Champ Ronnie Cooper be wearing shorts or his normal jack-ups.
Anyway regardless of the answers to the above Blond you are still a knob!!!
and so say all of us (about blonde being a knob)
not that pint that u left on the terrace table u french petaldick . sort ya swillage out . allthe best ,the mansfield mauler
Blokes, reading through the above and i've come to the conclusion that BGO brenass is a KNOB. FACT
Blond
and so say all of us (the swindon dogger )
tunass wots all this about your name on swindon noticeboard warning the ladies off ?
LADS, LADS ,LADS,
ITS ONLY 8 DAYS TO THE NEXT BGO, AND IM ALREADY STARTING TO GET BUTTERFLYS IN MY STOMACH, WELL I THINK ITS BUTTERFLIES UNLESS IVE CAUGHT SUMMAT OFF THE TRUMPETEER.
BUT BEFORE WE SET UPON SOLLIHULS FINEST GREEN, LETS JUST RECAP ON A FEW QUESTIONS THAT NEED TO BE RAISED.
HAS MCSHERM JUST SWAPPED HIS PULLING MACHINE, FOR A CHAVTASTIC BINWAGGON?
HAS BLONDE PLAYED ANY GOLF SINCE THE LAST BGO, CUS I AINT SEEN HIM?
WILL ROD DUST OFF HIS DRIVER AND GROW A PAIR OF BOLLOX BIG ENOUGH TO LAUNCH ONE OFF THE FIRST TEE or will he use his little girly 4 wood?
WILL THE LITTLE HEADED INDIAN NOD SO MUCH THAT HIS HEAD WILL FALL OFF, AND BE REPLACED WITH THE ONE OFF HIS LATEST TROPHY CUS ITS BIGGER?
WILL WACKA BE SICK IN SHERMERS CAR ON THE WAY HUM?
HAS D'VEY FINALLY MASTERED HIS WILSON JUNIOR STARTER SET?
WILL JON BRUETON LENGTHEN HIS SWING TO A FOOT?
WILL MOPPA BE WEARING CHILDRENS CLOTHING?
HAS JAY RUN OUT OF SKIN TO TATTOO?
WE WILL SEE LADS, WE WILL SEE.
lord teehee the longest drive u have is the 1 in the champagne from the gate to the carpark
O Blokes the Draw has been completed and the countdown is on to BGO 12!!!
The Tee Schedule will be uploaded on the blog within the next couple of days.
If anyone would like to see it before then it has been posted on the website and can be accessed via society events.
ONCE MORE ANOTHER LIST OF INSULTS WITHOUT HAVING THE BOTTLE TO LEAVE A NAME, GENTLEMAN GROW SOME CAHONAS WILL YA!!!!!!!!!!
UP UNTIL NOW I HAVE TRIED TO RESTRAIN MYSELF ON THE BLOG BUT WHEN FOLK AM THROWING ACCUSATIONS AROUND ABOUT ME PLAYING UNFAIRLY WITH A JUNIOR SET OF CLUBS I TAKE OFFENCE SO WOULD THE WOULD BE TRYING TO BE PISS TAKER PLEASE STAND UP OR ILL SWING MY BABY PUTTER AT YOUR KNEE CAPS!!!!(CUS APPARANTLY I CANT REACH YOUR HEADS!)
I THANK YOU
S.D'VEY(RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP:- JUNIOR SECTION OF COURSE!)
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