Big up to the BGS commitee for all the prep that has gone in beheind the scenes for the new BGS season.
Ben Crout, Roller Boots and Dwyer, I salute you.
They have kept a tight ship in the close season and all the hard work is 1 week away from fruition.
Anyway, thats enough blowing smoke up peoples arses, lets talk about golf!!
Heroes and villains, Bummers and BGO champs.
Who is gonna get lost on the way? Who is gonna be in the drink? Who is gonna confess in the corner.
What about Pat Wildman, did his Mrs really say he couldn't go on tour? Has chap got a new hat? Has woko got it up? And did Pete Stokes really nick 30p from the BGO pot?
Has Ben Crout grown some balls? Will Lerch be showing us his balls after the first? Does Andy Sharma really have the smallest head in the BGO?
Questions! Questions! Who has the answers?
Next week we will all find out!
BGO 8 @ Sapey, 9th Feb 2008. 'Bigger than the Beatles'
"If your aunty had bollocks, she'd be your uncle." (Andy Sharma 2007)
So Gentlemen the first BGO went without a hitch. Some had a good round others had an indifferent round.
The fact is that D'vey won the jacket and the best scorers have progressed throgh to the next round of the knockout at the Wergs on the 8th March 2008.
Who will take the jacket and progress to the next stage?
As stated by Lord B the first BGO of 2008 has passed. The facts are S D'vey is currently the jacket holder and Stokes is currently the longest drive and the sponsor didn't even turn up to the event (J & G Pipelines). My-self and a little headed Indian, took stock in the aftermath of BGO 8. We were both perplexed and somewhat confused as to what had actually taken place that very day. Moving forward as we did, taking the positives from the negatives, it was agreed that the winner at the wergs (BGO 9) will be a big hitter! But there are still unanswered questions: Q) Did S D'vey really win the jacket or was it a dream? Q) Did Pete Stokes ever pay the 30p he stole back? Q) Does Dwyer need to sort his joke tits out? Q) Can anyone offer J Fellows a JOB, if not can we have a whip round so he can come to BGO 9? Q) Does Lord B really get dressed in the dark? Q) Could Woka's one hand really fit round S D'vey's waist?
Masterful comments indeed Blonde! Yes, the BGO 8 did seem like a dream.....Hampered by a disastrous back injury I came in with an abismel 21 points....I'm totally disgraced and could have cost myself the chance of taking the 2008 overall championship! D'vey....D'vey....D'vey....I cannot get my hat off....where did that shark come from? What guru has he been seeing out of season? Questions that need answerin g I think! Equally mystifying was the poor placements of said Blonde and the Lord....boys, what happened? The last sixteen is beyond or reach....gutted! To finish on a higher note, it was a fantastic day, everyone had a brilliant time, none more so than my best friend Mr Baxter finishing with an incedible 23 points....he's only ever played golf a handful of times....hats off I think as he's alraedy inquired about the next event.
Chris as you will be more than aware the performance by 3 of the 4commitee members was appalling and some rectification will be required in order to progress forward and be in with a chance, come the end of the year. Between now and BGO 9 I will be spending time with my Swing Coach aka "Mark Thomas" to see were improvements can be made.
Dear Blonde With your dramatic drop in form evident to all ,I have had a deep and meaningfull think with a few tins of breaker and come up with the following reasonings.
No1 The missus told you,you could not go to BGO8, but running scared of the pack mentality you deceided to disobey her. Thus knowing she would have yer balls off a distinct lack off concentration led to your downfall!
No2 The said golf swing lessons have been really been under the guidance of big time golf hater,Wayne "i'd rather have me ears pinned back and me tatoo's coloured in pink than play golf" Stanford, in your cosy little office putting sessions,that have so far remained secret.
Either way boyo you need to shape it up a little or risk joining the ranks of the treebummers.
Which brings me to another point,having had sneak preview of photo's of the winner of bgo8 treebummers award's rather large "MOOBS" perhaps the commitee could throw in a sports bra as part of the next prize fund.
Lets not detour from the amazing accomplishment of the little red faced one. who on a momentous day did take possession of the coveted green jacket. this sureley dwarfs the feat bestowed by the boy marks of three times winner in one season. Anyway i had a tremendous day spoilt only by my putting, "BLOKE IF ID DROPPED MORE PUTTS IN, ID AV SCORED MORE POINTS" the boy blonde had been practising all week completing a staggering 72 holes leading up to the bgo, but peaked too early playing the best round of his life the day before the bgo and missed the cut to the next round.if only he had taken a leaf from D'VEYs book. and to finish a quote from the little headed one. "BLOKE, IF ID HIT THAT A BIT HARDER IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NEARER THE HOLE" priceless!!
Priceless banta once a gaain from the little headed indian, comments that never fail to raise a smile from his fellow players.
Many points have been made over the last couple of days and it would be nice to see a response to the friendly fire from Sharma, Marks, Neil Lee and the current champ in regards to the above.
However I have got a few points of my own about the weekends golf and some shenanigans!
I was firstly a great pleasure to play with an esseemed group of golfers on sunday morning. The weather was cold and frosty but the mood of the boys was anything but that.
Three times champ Matt Marks made the trip, so did a potential future BGO champ Mark Thomas and a suprise appearance by a chirpy jay the croot.
In noticable absence were Previous BGO champions Adam Shermer and Ben Croot who later said if he hadn't of had them 12 pints on saturday night he would have definatly have been there!
In the same vein of excuuses, if's but's and maybe's fellow absentee Andy Sharma commented, "bloke.... If I wor at werk i'd definatly be playing golf."
In the end it was Thomas who took the cash, and it was rabbie moppa who commented, "2 quid, No one told me it was a comp." Moppa your luckey Thomo never got his way or it would have cost you a cheeky fiver!
On the way out of the clubhouse it was noted that the BGO champ Steve D'vey had booked a cheeky one ball. I have no doubt to refine his weaknesses and consolidate his strengths.
The "IF" statement is now taking over my life, I have been on the phone with a customer this morning and the customer quoted "If the lads would have sent the files this morning you would have them now". At this point in the conversation, I broke in to uncontrollable laughter. I was then unable to regain my composia and professionalism, I put the phone down.
Good god this is becoming a bit of a craze.....I wake up this morning to check the blog only to find a reference to "IF"....associated with the little headed Indian. Now, said comment regarding an incident taking place this morning at work actually appeared last night at the hour of 11:22pm.....Someone is telling porkies. I myself recognise the style in which this was wrote and have a fair idea who it was..........
Obviously the above comment in reference to the "IF" statement was also posted last night. As it was posted 20 minutes after my comment. Perhaps the time is wrong as i'm now typing this at 9:11am on Thursday morning
Fair play to Devey,(could there be some sour grapes that the once proud owner of the jacket failed to Qualify)
A big shout out to those 28 handicapers who had a great day, myself and mopa to be mentioned in dispaches ( it aint often i get chance to blow my own trumpet at golf so i'm milking it)
Good news for Jay Fell he now has a number of jobs, sold his house and is now f**ckin loaded (Beer on him at the Wergs)there was mention he was going to ask blondie to sell his motor to pay for his day at golf, but Jay didn't know where to get the other half of the entry fee from. I think that's a bit of a beamer statement.
Moving on to the Wergs, long course, no chance of qualifying for the next round, good chance of getting the tree bummer award back, why Am i going? Paddy without being slanderous please turn up.
looking forward to BGO, 9 hope a good day is had by all.
Good afternoon, just reading through some of the old blog and one by the right honourable tree bummer "Lee Smith" did catch my attention.
It was mentioned about me selling my car to pay for Jason Fellows to play golf at the wergs, obviously this did not happen however if for some employment reason Mr Fellows was unable to play golf due to finacial issues, the bgs as a collective possibly could have paided for him. The fact that the car i drive is only worth a few pounds is irrelavnt. We can all drive cars on HP / Lease costing 300 - 500 pound a month making out we are loaded and live the dream however he facts are people never own these cars. Having the best of something or the expensive options is not always the best, for expamle you take the clubs that Jay fellows uses, Ping, has he ever won the bgo NO, take the clubs i used when i won the bgo, Dunlop, cost 100 pounds.
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Big up to the BGS commitee for all the prep that has gone in beheind the scenes for the new BGS season.
Ben Crout, Roller Boots and Dwyer, I salute you.
They have kept a tight ship in the close season and all the hard work is 1 week away from fruition.
Anyway, thats enough blowing smoke up peoples arses, lets talk about golf!!
Heroes and villains, Bummers and BGO champs.
Who is gonna get lost on the way? Who is gonna be in the drink? Who is gonna confess in the corner.
What about Pat Wildman, did his Mrs really say he couldn't go on tour? Has chap got a new hat? Has woko got it up? And did Pete Stokes really nick 30p from the BGO pot?
Has Ben Crout grown some balls? Will Lerch be showing us his balls after the first? Does Andy Sharma really have the smallest head in the BGO?
Questions! Questions!
Who has the answers?
Next week we will all find out!
BGO 8 @ Sapey, 9th Feb 2008.
'Bigger than the Beatles'
"If your aunty had bollocks, she'd be your uncle." (Andy Sharma 2007)
"37 years old" have i read that right, 37 I ask you, I'm as young as the woman I feel '29' (unless working away).
Bring it on to all those who think they have the chance to take that tree bummer award from me.
As i am yet to swing a club in anger since our last event, so be prepared things could get worse.
To the BGS Commitee, superb work, long may it continue.
So Gentlemen the first BGO went without a hitch. Some had a good round others had an indifferent round.
The fact is that D'vey won the jacket and the best scorers have progressed throgh to the next round of the knockout at the Wergs on the 8th March 2008.
Who will take the jacket and progress to the next stage?
Gentlemen,
As stated by Lord B the first BGO of 2008 has passed. The facts are S D'vey is currently the jacket holder and Stokes is currently the longest drive and the sponsor didn't even turn up to the event (J & G Pipelines). My-self and a little headed Indian, took stock in the aftermath of BGO 8. We were both perplexed and somewhat confused as to what had actually taken place that very day. Moving forward as we did, taking the positives from the negatives, it was agreed that the winner at the wergs (BGO 9) will be a big hitter! But there are still unanswered questions:
Q) Did S D'vey really win the jacket or was it a dream?
Q) Did Pete Stokes ever pay the
30p he stole back?
Q) Does Dwyer need to sort his joke tits out?
Q) Can anyone offer J Fellows a JOB, if not can we have a whip round so he can come to BGO 9?
Q) Does Lord B really get dressed in the dark?
Q) Could Woka's one hand really fit round S D'vey's waist?
Blondie
In light of the above masterful comments left by blond. Would anyone else care to comment about their experiences of the day that was?
Masterful comments indeed Blonde!
Yes, the BGO 8 did seem like a dream.....Hampered by a disastrous back injury I came in with an abismel 21 points....I'm totally disgraced and could have cost myself the chance of taking the 2008 overall championship! D'vey....D'vey....D'vey....I cannot get my hat off....where did that shark come from? What guru has he been seeing out of season? Questions that need answerin g I think!
Equally mystifying was the poor placements of said Blonde and the Lord....boys, what happened? The last sixteen is beyond or reach....gutted!
To finish on a higher note, it was a fantastic day, everyone had a brilliant time, none more so than my best friend Mr Baxter finishing with an incedible 23 points....he's only ever played golf a handful of times....hats off I think as he's alraedy inquired about the next event.
Hopeful of better things on the 8th March
Rollerboots!
Chris as you will be more than aware the performance by 3 of the 4commitee members was appalling and some rectification will be required in order to progress forward and be in with a chance, come the end of the year. Between now and BGO 9 I will be spending time with my Swing Coach aka "Mark Thomas" to see were improvements can be made.
Blond
Dear Blonde
With your dramatic drop in form evident to all ,I have had a deep and meaningfull think with a few tins of breaker and come up with the following reasonings.
No1
The missus told you,you could not go to BGO8, but running scared of the pack mentality you deceided to disobey her. Thus knowing she would have yer balls off a distinct lack off concentration led to your downfall!
No2
The said golf swing lessons have been really been under the guidance of big time golf hater,Wayne "i'd rather have me ears pinned back and me tatoo's coloured in pink than play golf" Stanford, in your cosy little office putting sessions,that have so far remained secret.
Either way boyo you need to shape it up a little or risk joining the ranks of the treebummers.
Which brings me to another point,having had sneak preview of photo's of the winner of bgo8 treebummers award's rather large "MOOBS" perhaps the commitee could throw in a sports bra as part of the next prize fund.
Lets not detour from the amazing accomplishment of the little red faced one. who on a momentous day did take possession of the coveted green jacket.
this sureley dwarfs the feat bestowed by the boy marks of three times winner in one season.
Anyway i had a tremendous day spoilt only by my putting, "BLOKE IF ID DROPPED MORE PUTTS IN, ID AV SCORED MORE POINTS"
the boy blonde had been practising all week completing a staggering 72 holes leading up to the bgo, but peaked too early playing the best round of his life the day before the bgo and missed the cut to the next round.if only he had taken a leaf from D'VEYs book.
and to finish a quote from the little headed one. "BLOKE, IF ID HIT THAT A BIT HARDER IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NEARER THE HOLE" priceless!!
Priceless banta once a gaain from the little headed indian, comments that never fail to raise a smile from his fellow players.
Many points have been made over the last couple of days and it would be nice to see a response to the friendly fire from Sharma, Marks, Neil Lee and the current champ in regards to the above.
However I have got a few points of my own about the weekends golf and some shenanigans!
I was firstly a great pleasure to play with an esseemed group of golfers on sunday morning. The weather was cold and frosty but the mood of the boys was anything but that.
Three times champ Matt Marks made the trip, so did a potential future BGO champ Mark Thomas and a suprise appearance by a chirpy jay the croot.
In noticable absence were Previous BGO champions Adam Shermer and Ben Croot who later said if he hadn't of had them 12 pints on saturday night he would have definatly have been there!
In the same vein of excuuses, if's but's and maybe's fellow absentee Andy Sharma commented, "bloke.... If I wor at werk i'd definatly be playing golf."
In the end it was Thomas who took the cash, and it was rabbie moppa who commented, "2 quid, No one told me it was a comp." Moppa your luckey Thomo never got his way or it would have cost you a cheeky fiver!
On the way out of the clubhouse it was noted that the BGO champ Steve D'vey had booked a cheeky one ball. I have no doubt to refine his weaknesses and consolidate his strengths.
will the bgo tb be gettin his bristols out at bristol?
Good morning sports fans,
The "IF" statement is now taking over my life, I have been on the phone with a customer this morning and the customer quoted
"If the lads would have sent the files this morning you would have them now". At this point in the conversation, I broke in to uncontrollable laughter. I was then unable to regain my composia and professionalism, I put the phone down.
Good god this is becoming a bit of a craze.....I wake up this morning to check the blog only to find a reference to "IF"....associated with the little headed Indian. Now, said comment regarding an incident taking place this morning at work actually appeared last night at the hour of 11:22pm.....Someone is telling porkies. I myself recognise the style in which this was wrote and have a fair idea who it was..........
Obviously the above comment in reference to the "IF" statement was also posted last night. As it was posted 20 minutes after my comment. Perhaps the time is wrong as i'm now typing this at 9:11am on Thursday morning
Droping back to the blondie comment 14/02/08.
Fair play to Devey,(could there be some sour grapes that the once proud owner of the jacket failed to Qualify)
A big shout out to those 28 handicapers who had a great day, myself and mopa to be mentioned in dispaches ( it aint often i get chance to blow my own trumpet at golf so i'm milking it)
Good news for Jay Fell he now has a number of jobs, sold his house and is now f**ckin loaded (Beer on him at the Wergs)there was mention he was going to ask blondie to sell his motor to pay for his day at golf, but Jay didn't know where to get the other half of the entry fee from. I think that's a bit of a beamer statement.
Moving on to the Wergs, long course, no chance of qualifying for the next round, good chance of getting the tree bummer award back, why Am i going?
Paddy without being slanderous please turn up.
looking forward to BGO, 9 hope a good day is had by all.
Gentlemen
Good afternoon, just reading through some of the old blog and one by the right honourable tree bummer "Lee Smith" did catch my attention.
It was mentioned about me selling my car to pay for Jason Fellows to play golf at the wergs, obviously this did not happen however if for some employment reason Mr Fellows was unable to play golf due to finacial issues, the bgs as a collective possibly could have paided for him. The fact that the car i drive is only worth a few pounds is irrelavnt. We can all drive cars on HP / Lease costing 300 - 500 pound a month making out we are loaded and live the dream however he facts are people never own these cars. Having the best of something or the expensive options is not always the best, for expamle you take the clubs that Jay fellows uses, Ping, has he ever won the bgo NO, take the clubs i used when i won the bgo, Dunlop, cost 100 pounds.
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