Revised Results sheet. All Handicaps now correct Lads.
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can i clarify some finer points of the resulting handicap changes....why has blondie been given back 3 net strokes for a mid 20's stableford, surely it should have gone up about 1 - 1 1/2. also myself who scored a 36 have actually gained 3 strokes . me thinks ." Cheeky fiver!!!!"
Why am i (Blondy) down as playing off a 15 at Sapey when in fact it was a 17 of which i scored 24 points from. And why is Mark Thomas (Coach) off a 20, If that bloke would have played off a 20 he would have won the jacket. Which ever Bingo Caller has put the numbers together for the handicap sheet is obviously a joker. Can all handicaps please be reviewed.
Does any member of the Bradley Golf Society happen to know the where abouts of a Gentlemen by the name of "Adam McSherma" some reports have come back indicating that he was taken by the Loch Ness Monster other reports are indicating that he now lives in Brighton with his lover "Gary". If any one can shed any light it would be appreciated.
I can see you are getting your knickers in a twist. I think you should concentrate on your golf instead of worrying about handicaps cos as far as I can see your game has gone to ratshit and your handicap will only be going one way if you keep up that behaviour.
By the way, Mr Thomas and I would like to know why your Mrs is going away?
If this was agreed in your marrage vows?
We would also like to let you know that we will be at our golf club this afternoon knockin the shit out of some balls.
Just to clarify the Handicap situation...... ALL handcaps pre-eason have been handed to ALL comittee members prior to the season start...Blonde...your handicap was down as 15, who gave you 17? Mr Thomas's new handicap is 20....I did not know the original as it was not supplied to me so it matches his new one. These can be rectified by myself assuming someone gives me the info. I will not be baby sitting people.....testing if the milk is too hot or cleaning up after any tantroms.....so, if you have stopped wining about handicaps.....I'll get back to issuing some emails.
Mr Thomas's handicap was originally 21(official from swindon gc) minus 20 % made it 17 following a poor result at the shropshire it became 18, going to Sapey and scoring a 36 , 6 over sss at 0.2 deduction per point = 1.2. so will be off 16.8 net 17 i believe. Anyway the way i played today im in some serious shit next bgo, and will need to hone my game by visiting swindon at least 4 times a week over the next fortnight. By the way the current champ D/VEY was spotted getting a cheeky 9 holes 1 ball today and is determined to retain the jacket at the WERGS.So watch out!
The boy blonde is baby sitting while the mrs is on the lash, the lord tunass is going shapping tommorow instead of playing golf, the little headed one is decorating, adam mcjock is all loved up in scotland. wots going on? am these BLOKES or wat? I think not. IF they had any cahoonas theyd be playing GOLF FFS!
Well, I have amended the results sheet now so I hope everyone is happy. It would seem that plenty of players are taking this season very seriously......none more so than the French man D'vey! I take my hat off to his dedication. I myself had a 9 hole eye opener last weekend at Worfield....I can almost feel the weight of that tree bummer trophy....I'm getting rattled! A trip to the Wergs Sunday morning should put me in good shape for the following week though. Blonde, how tight is the golf this week? You still blowing smoke or has there been a genuine break through?
Tunass, in response to the question posed about the wife being away and was it in the marriage vows, not a problem mate and yes it was.
In response to the question about how tight my golf is by the bingo caller, last week it was tight, however last week was last week and this week is this week. It's not about the golf you play between BGO Le'tournments it's about the golf you play at the BGO that counts.
However the golf in between does help this is why both myself and Lord B will be knocking the shit out of some little white balls (am) tomorrow. Oh and by the way thomo is at work, but If he wasn't he'd be at golf
Yes indeed tommo is at werk, as much as it hurts i need the capitos to pay for my spanish leg of the tour.I have played the little headed indian today and as much as i would love to tell you he has been IFFING all over the course he hasn't. i think he now stops himself from repeating the noun. but he has been LICKING IT, and the Wind has got hold of a few, but he was 1 up with one to play, before i parred the last to tie the game. this was while Blondie was babysitting, Tunnass was shapping with the missus, and young jock mcsherm was all loved up in jockland. Blokes i think not!!!!
Reports from West Midlands police have indicated that a number of BGS members were involved if a drunken brawl in Segley City Centre on Saturday night.
An Eyewitness reported a small hobbit type character with ginger hair being thrown it a police van with a man dangling from his leg.
Another man was seen hobbling from the scene with bitemarks on his face.
Since Saturday Alan Davies aka Moppa has been give up his BGO knockout place due to a broken wrist.
New BGS member Craig Parkes who has already been labeled Bandito! Has also been forced to pull out due to work committments.
In their place will be Dean Turner and Jon Bruerton who will no doubt be overjoyed with the news.
In reference to the above comment about the brawl in Sedgley, am I supprised and the answer to this question is NO. two reasons for this, reason 1 = Ste was there and i'm guessing he was probably shouting "fuck it" and telling random folks he had, had no sleep at work that night so that's probably going to be his excuse for fighting, imagine it now Ste in the dock "Your honour bloke, i'd been to work and i thought i ay ad no sleep so i thought fuck it and they was knobs anyway". Reason 2 = Were there is a will there is a Davies. However i would just like to say "get well soon moppa". Can also just take this opportunity to say well done to G19SHD for chucking some of the biggest bombs ever recorded and walking away with no injuries.
By the way this message is to STE dont forget to tell your bail officer you are going to Newcastle Friday, because when you get arrested in newcastle on Friday night or Saturday or even both nights there will be questions asked, especially about how such a small ginger person can cause so much trouble.
Just to let you swindon Blokes know i won the comp on saturday, with 41 points, and to ask if you have all returned from UP T'NORTH, with no hand injuries, no pending court dates, no crabs, and no hands of marriage( THAT ONES JUST FOR MCSHERM). if you aint then any one for golf this week?
Questions for the commitee, is D'veys face red cos hes embarrased? Is andy's head getting smaller? Does the crout have a problem with tight collars? Was tunass pissed when doing his aftermatch speach? Has Jay ruptured his bollock? Is rollerboots thinking of becoming a travel agent? Does Ron own any clothes? CLARIFICATION NEEDED ASAP!
In the aftermath of BGO 9, there are certainly unanwsered questions. The biggest question of all "Andy Sherman". This name is a question on it's own, he sat opposite me Saturday afternoon, noding his head and chewing nothing, like the churchhill dog with no real excuse as to why S D'vey had just whipped the floor with him. As i'm typing this message there is a bad taste in my mouth. Moving forward, perphaps S Devy is the real deal for 2008, from what i have seen from the young French man it appears that his game has been raised.
The next part of this message is called the "RONFAM APPEAL". Cast you minds back to the GOLF on saturday, there was a certain little fellow by the name of Ron MEESE, now Ron's sad story is that he has, no golf cloths, no golf shoes and no clubs. All we are asking for is 50p a month and this will not only provide clothes, shoes and clubs for the next BGO but provide golfing attire for future MEESE. Think of all those kids starving in africa, then think of Ron in his 3 bed semi in bradley to tight to buy new golf clothes.
I would also like to take this opportunity, to thank BGO brenass for completely bullzing up the presentation, it must be hard work being that shit.
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can i clarify some finer points of the resulting handicap changes....why has blondie been given back 3 net strokes for a mid 20's stableford, surely it should have gone up about 1 - 1 1/2. also myself who scored a 36 have actually gained 3 strokes . me thinks ." Cheeky fiver!!!!"
Blokes,
Why am i (Blondy) down as playing off a 15 at Sapey when in fact it was a 17 of which i scored 24 points from. And why is Mark Thomas (Coach) off a 20, If that bloke would have played off a 20 he would have won the jacket. Which ever Bingo Caller has put the numbers together for the handicap sheet is obviously a joker. Can all handicaps please be reviewed.
Blondy
just a little bit of a were's wolly pop quiz.
Does any member of the Bradley Golf Society happen to know the where abouts of a Gentlemen by the name of "Adam McSherma" some reports have come back indicating that he was taken by the Loch Ness Monster other reports are indicating that he now lives in Brighton with his lover "Gary". If any one can shed any light it would be appreciated.
Blond
I can see you are getting your knickers in a twist. I think you should concentrate on your golf instead of worrying about handicaps cos as far as I can see your game has gone to ratshit and your handicap will only be going one way if you keep up that behaviour.
By the way, Mr Thomas and I would like to know why your Mrs is going away?
If this was agreed in your marrage vows?
We would also like to let you know that we will be at our golf club this afternoon knockin the shit out of some balls.
Any comments?
Just to clarify the Handicap situation......
ALL handcaps pre-eason have been handed to ALL comittee members prior to the season start...Blonde...your handicap was down as 15, who gave you 17? Mr Thomas's new handicap is 20....I did not know the original as it was not supplied to me so it matches his new one. These can be rectified by myself assuming someone gives me the info. I will not be baby sitting people.....testing if the milk is too hot or cleaning up after any tantroms.....so, if you have stopped wining about handicaps.....I'll get back to issuing some emails.
Bingo caller
Mr Thomas's handicap was originally 21(official from swindon gc) minus 20 % made it 17 following a poor result at the shropshire it became 18, going to Sapey and scoring a 36 , 6 over sss at 0.2 deduction per point = 1.2. so will be off 16.8 net 17 i believe.
Anyway the way i played today im in some serious shit next bgo, and will need to hone my game by visiting swindon at least 4 times a week over the next fortnight.
By the way the current champ D/VEY was spotted getting a cheeky 9 holes 1 ball today and is determined to retain the jacket at the WERGS.So watch out!
The boy blonde is baby sitting while the mrs is on the lash, the lord tunass is going shapping tommorow instead of playing golf, the little headed one is decorating, adam mcjock is all loved up in scotland. wots going on?
am these BLOKES or wat?
I think not.
IF they had any cahoonas theyd be playing GOLF FFS!
Well, I have amended the results sheet now so I hope everyone is happy. It would seem that plenty of players are taking this season very seriously......none more so than the French man D'vey! I take my hat off to his dedication.
I myself had a 9 hole eye opener last weekend at Worfield....I can almost feel the weight of that tree bummer trophy....I'm getting rattled! A trip to the Wergs Sunday morning should put me in good shape for the following week though. Blonde, how tight is the golf this week? You still blowing smoke or has there been a genuine break through?
Gentlemen, Jacket Holders and Tree Bummers.
We have 44 players confirmed for BGO 9 at the Wergs.
The Draw has been made and the matches are set.
There will be no further places available unless players drop out.
The draw will be realeased on Wendnesday 27th Feb.
Tunass, in response to the question posed about the wife being away and was it in the marriage vows, not a problem mate and yes it was.
In response to the question about how tight my golf is by the bingo caller, last week it was tight, however last week was last week and this week is this week. It's not about the golf you play between BGO Le'tournments it's about the golf you play at the BGO that counts.
However the golf in between does help this is why both myself and Lord B will be knocking the shit out of some little white balls (am) tomorrow. Oh and by the way thomo is at work, but If he wasn't he'd be at golf
Blond
Yes indeed tommo is at werk, as much as it hurts i need the capitos to pay for my spanish leg of the tour.I have played the little headed indian today and as much as i would love to tell you he has been IFFING all over the course he hasn't. i think he now stops himself from repeating the noun. but he has been LICKING IT, and the Wind has got hold of a few, but he was 1 up with one to play, before i parred the last to tie the game.
this was while Blondie was babysitting, Tunnass was shapping with the missus, and young jock mcsherm was all loved up in jockland.
Blokes i think not!!!!
calm down ladies or youll need to borrow the tree bummers sports bra if you keep gettin your tits in a tiswas!
OFFICIAL BGS NEWS
Reports from West Midlands police have indicated that a number of BGS members were involved if a drunken brawl in Segley City Centre on Saturday night.
An Eyewitness reported a small hobbit type character with ginger hair being thrown it a police van with a man dangling from his leg.
Another man was seen hobbling from the scene with bitemarks on his face.
Since Saturday Alan Davies aka Moppa has been give up his BGO knockout place due to a broken wrist.
New BGS member Craig Parkes who has already been labeled Bandito! Has also been forced to pull out due to work committments.
In their place will be Dean Turner and Jon Bruerton who will no doubt be overjoyed with the news.
Tunass
In reference to the above comment about the brawl in Sedgley, am I supprised and the answer to this question is NO. two reasons for this, reason 1 = Ste was there and i'm guessing he was probably shouting "fuck it" and telling random folks he had, had no sleep at work that night so that's probably going to be his excuse for fighting, imagine it now Ste in the dock "Your honour bloke, i'd been to work and i thought i ay ad no sleep so i thought fuck it and they was knobs anyway". Reason 2 = Were there is a will there is a Davies. However i would just like to say "get well soon moppa". Can also just take this opportunity to say well done to
G19SHD for chucking some of the biggest bombs ever recorded and walking away with no injuries.
By the way this message is to STE dont forget to tell your bail officer you are going to Newcastle Friday, because when you get arrested in newcastle on Friday night or Saturday or even both nights there will be questions asked, especially about how such a small ginger person can cause so much trouble.
If anyone drops out for wergs and you need a replacement, can you let me know (Garvey)as i'm up for a game. Ben has my number.
Cheers
Just to let you swindon Blokes know i won the comp on saturday, with 41 points, and to ask if you have all returned from UP T'NORTH, with no hand injuries, no pending court dates, no crabs, and no hands of marriage( THAT ONES JUST FOR MCSHERM). if you aint then any one for golf this week?
heard the presentation
Questions for the commitee,
is D'veys face red cos hes embarrased?
Is andy's head getting smaller?
Does the crout have a problem with tight collars?
Was tunass pissed when doing his aftermatch speach?
Has Jay ruptured his bollock?
Is rollerboots thinking of becoming a travel agent?
Does Ron own any clothes?
CLARIFICATION NEEDED ASAP!
Blokes,
In the aftermath of BGO 9, there are certainly unanwsered questions. The biggest question of all "Andy Sherman". This name is a question on it's own, he sat opposite me Saturday afternoon, noding his head and chewing nothing, like the churchhill dog with no real excuse as to why S D'vey had just whipped the floor with him. As i'm typing this message there is a bad taste in my mouth. Moving forward, perphaps S Devy is the real deal for 2008, from what i have seen from the young French man it appears that his game has been raised.
The next part of this message is called the "RONFAM APPEAL". Cast you minds back to the GOLF on saturday, there was a certain little fellow by the name of Ron MEESE, now Ron's sad story is that he has, no golf cloths, no golf shoes and no clubs. All we are asking for is 50p a month and this will not only provide clothes, shoes and clubs for the next BGO but provide golfing attire for future MEESE. Think of all those kids starving in africa, then think of Ron in his 3 bed semi in bradley to tight to buy new golf clothes.
I would also like to take this opportunity, to thank BGO brenass for completely bullzing up the presentation, it must be hard work being that shit.
Blondie
Is that correct Jon has been put through to the next round,
Should that be allowed from a man that does not count "AIR SHOTS"
Could this be deemed slanderous.
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