I SEE BRENNASS HAS BEEN BRAGGING ABOUT ANOTHER MINOR VICTORY OVER MYSELF AT SWINDON, NOW BY MY RECKONING THATS TWO GOOD ROUNDS IN A ROW BREN LETS SEE WHAT YOU DO ON SATURDAY KID FOR THE REAL EVENT? I BELIEVE WERE ON FOR OUR USUAL CHEEKY FIVER ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE THE LIBERTY OF 4 EXTRA STROKES ON MY GOOD SELF.... I CAN LIVE WITH THAT SHIT CAUSE THIS CAT IS TURNING UP WITH HIS "A" GAME IN THE BAG... BELIEVE!!!!!! AS ALWAYS S.D'VEY ( RESIDENT FRENCHMAN & SAPEY CHAMP )
Tunass can i firstly start by saying "your a knob" secondly "your a knob" and finally "Your a Knob". I'm glad to hear the Flapjack arrears have been sorted, however i concur with the resident french man. 2 good games in a row, this is bad news especially before a big event. I also concur with the resident french man, you are playing off a girls handicap. Also the fact that you earned £4 in 9 holes, surely it's worth packing in the day job now, as golf is proving to be more profitable "knob".
Sharma, has not stopped iffing at all, he's just more aware of it. Watch this space with Sharma, when he thinks we've all forgotten he will start again.
If wacka doesn't drive COACH will not be attending, as MACKA's TAXI's run's a private hire service for COACH.
The collar will be worn, just don't mention it as i will think about it"knob"
I have a couple of predictions:
Team event: Anger Management
Yellow ball winners: The Bradley ASBO's
Longest drive: WACKA
2's: WOKO DWYER
BGO JACKET: Andy Sharma
Biggest Knob: Brendon Turner
Lee Bummers: The Immigrants
Biggest Knob: Brendon Turner (oh sorry already done this one)
I still have concerns about MM turning up, it could just be plain old Alan.
On that note gentleman i wish you good luck and god speed.
By the way if you are not aware of it Bren is a "Knob", wasn't sure if i mentioned it or not
Me and the lord tee'd off this morning at 6:30am, we had the pleasure of the entire course to ourselves. Just a little prep in relation to the event taking place tomorrow. Oh and i forgot to mention my bird on the 9th, thus meaning i won. I also had to buy bren's breakfast, surely if i won he should have got mine, anyway he's a knob FACT
c,mon ere chaps haven,t you heard the sayin , dont kick a bloke while hes down? tunass is an easy target for you bullies . especially as he has declared his night time job to the taxman . how he gets receipts for being a rent boy is beyond me. just hope hes claiming an allowance for neil (i,ll bum em 4 free) lee , his new apprentice. signing off now ( nelson mandella out the forth bridge)
great day out guys.nice to see gornal finaly on the map.even though l dont think we will ever win it.also classic dive from buggy blond,or was it a sniper .all the best for next one guys. DEANO
Deano, A very good point, I have heard that bridgnorth folk detest the crouts! I think, however, that it was more likely that Ronnie Meese gave him a push for being a knob!
As for Gornal on the map I must congratulate Jim on an excellent and unique nearest the pin.
Bring on the Telford!!!! 40 days and counting!!!
P.S If anyone asks Ben Crout is a knob. I also extend a big thank you to Jon Bergwin for losing our yellow ball!!!
What a success Worfield was yet again, many thanks for all who attended and for making it the enjoyable day it was. My Hat is tipped to Brendon's team....Team Tiger would have suited them well! Very smart boys. Ben, I'm gutted I missed the action sequence....must have been a corker. I think Worfield is a perminent fixture on our calender now. Can I also thank everyone for bringing the moneys due for the holiday.
Looking forward to the next one....40 days will be a killer though.
Having hit my tee shot right on the 17th and also watching a kid of about 15 hit his second about an hour earlier from the same spot use an 8 iron and hit the green ,i did the same and hit it 20 yards short .I thought what a cock , I haven't got any better since i was 15.Time to give fuckin up.DEANO
Having hit my tee shot right on the 17th and also watching a kid of about 15 hit his second about an hour earlier from the same spot use an 8 iron and hit the green ,i did the same and hit it 20 yards short .I thought what a cock , I haven't got any better since i was 15.Time to give fuckin up.DEANO
more yellow ball golf please,not just cuz we won either !!! gutted about missing telford . but the v festival wont start without the mauler on the grounds . ava gud un lads
Just reading through some Formula 1 news and it would appear that Andy Sherma is now writting for the ITV F1 news team. Please read the bloe statement:
"If McLaren had made the most of their front row positions in Hungary, they would have won from the front"
It's been what seems an age since the last BGO event....I hope you are all atarting to prepare for the 13th BGO....I know am looking forward to it for one. I hope everyone is as hungry for a win as I am.....admittedly I'm close to death from stavration on the winning front but it keeps me going.....the cut....the feel....the look.....the HONOUR of wearing that Jacket! I'm loking for peoples hot favorites, Heros & Villans....lets here it boys.
The draw has been posted and can be found on the society golfing site.
Shermer for Jacket Lee Smith for bummer Stokes, Cooper, Marks and Meese carry the flag. Milly for shortest drive Dwyer for longest drive dean Turner nearest the pin.
27 comments:
Blokes
BGO 12 is upon us,
keep you shit tight the weekend
BGS
Only 4 days to go now.....Lets make this BGO the best one so far this year!
Questions:
Who will attend Worfield;
Alan, Rod or the Mansfield Mauler?
Has Sharma really stopped iffing on the golf course?
Will wacka drive?
Will ze german wear a vest with a collar.
Will the padster beat 170?
And finally, Will the BGS tear it up at Worfield?
Oh by the way I would just like to thank messers Sharma and Devey for kindly handing me £2 englih pounds each this morning at swindon
You will be glad to know I was able to square up my flapjack arreas!!
Cheers Lads
I SEE BRENNASS HAS BEEN BRAGGING ABOUT ANOTHER MINOR VICTORY OVER MYSELF AT SWINDON, NOW BY MY RECKONING THATS TWO GOOD ROUNDS IN A ROW BREN LETS SEE WHAT YOU DO ON SATURDAY KID FOR THE REAL EVENT? I BELIEVE WERE ON FOR OUR USUAL CHEEKY FIVER ALTHOUGH YOU HAVE THE LIBERTY OF 4 EXTRA STROKES ON MY GOOD SELF.... I CAN LIVE WITH THAT SHIT CAUSE THIS CAT IS TURNING UP WITH HIS "A" GAME IN THE BAG... BELIEVE!!!!!!
AS ALWAYS
S.D'VEY ( RESIDENT FRENCHMAN &
SAPEY CHAMP )
ze german reckons hes mooring his u-boat outside in the pool in front of worfield clubhouse (breaker breaker)
Tunass can i firstly start by saying "your a knob" secondly "your a knob" and finally "Your a Knob". I'm glad to hear the Flapjack arrears have been sorted, however i concur with the resident french man. 2 good games in a row, this is bad news especially before a big event. I also concur with the resident french man, you are playing off a girls handicap. Also the fact that you earned £4 in 9 holes, surely it's worth packing in the day job now, as golf is proving to be more profitable "knob".
Sharma, has not stopped iffing at all, he's just more aware of it. Watch this space with Sharma, when he thinks we've all forgotten he will start again.
If wacka doesn't drive COACH will not be attending, as MACKA's TAXI's run's a private hire service for COACH.
The collar will be worn, just don't mention it as i will think about it"knob"
I have a couple of predictions:
Team event:
Anger Management
Yellow ball winners:
The Bradley ASBO's
Longest drive:
WACKA
2's:
WOKO
DWYER
BGO JACKET:
Andy Sharma
Biggest Knob:
Brendon Turner
Lee Bummers:
The Immigrants
Biggest Knob:
Brendon Turner (oh sorry already done this one)
I still have concerns about MM turning up, it could just be plain old Alan.
On that note gentleman i wish you good luck and god speed.
By the way if you are not aware of it Bren is a "Knob", wasn't sure if i mentioned it or not
Blond
i see bgo 12 is being kicked off by the tits , the brothers tit , an big chuck !
Me and the lord tee'd off this morning at 6:30am, we had the pleasure of the entire course to ourselves. Just a little prep in relation to the event taking place tomorrow. Oh and i forgot to mention my bird on the 9th, thus meaning i won. I also had to buy bren's breakfast, surely if i won he should have got mine, anyway he's a knob FACT
Blond
c,mon ere chaps haven,t you heard the sayin , dont kick a bloke while hes down? tunass is an easy target for you bullies . especially as he has declared his night time job to the taxman . how he gets receipts for being a rent boy is beyond me. just hope hes claiming an allowance for neil (i,ll bum em 4 free) lee , his new apprentice. signing off now ( nelson mandella out the forth bridge)
hope that cat ay got out the bag brenass
.bostin day at worfield lads. many thanx to one and all . mm
commando croot showed thatu never forget how to fall thanks to his training in luftwaffe parachute regiment. nob ! nice 1 ronaldo,
great day out guys.nice to see gornal finaly on the map.even though l dont think we will ever win it.also classic dive from buggy blond,or was it a sniper .all the best for next one guys. DEANO
Deano, A very good point, I have heard that bridgnorth folk detest the crouts! I think, however, that it was more likely that Ronnie Meese gave him a push for being a knob!
As for Gornal on the map I must congratulate Jim on an excellent and unique nearest the pin.
Bring on the Telford!!!! 40 days and counting!!!
P.S If anyone asks Ben Crout is a knob. I also extend a big thank you to Jon Bergwin for losing our yellow ball!!!
What a success Worfield was yet again, many thanks for all who attended and for making it the enjoyable day it was.
My Hat is tipped to Brendon's team....Team Tiger would have suited them well! Very smart boys.
Ben, I'm gutted I missed the action sequence....must have been a corker.
I think Worfield is a perminent fixture on our calender now.
Can I also thank everyone for bringing the moneys due for the holiday.
Looking forward to the next one....40 days will be a killer though.
ps: Well done to Anger management.....a force to be recond with!
Having hit my tee shot right on the 17th and also watching a kid of about 15 hit his second about an hour earlier from the same spot use an 8 iron and hit the green ,i did the same and hit it 20 yards short .I thought what a cock , I haven't got any better since i was 15.Time to give fuckin up.DEANO
Having hit my tee shot right on the 17th and also watching a kid of about 15 hit his second about an hour earlier from the same spot use an 8 iron and hit the green ,i did the same and hit it 20 yards short .I thought what a cock , I haven't got any better since i was 15.Time to give fuckin up.DEANO
more yellow ball golf please,not just cuz we won either !!! gutted about missing telford . but the v festival wont start without the mauler on the grounds . ava gud un lads
but you do spy on kids tho !!!!!!!!!!!
not deano the dogger doing it agian
Gents, Thanks for a great day - especially to the other members of team 'Anger Management'.
Yellow ball comp made it even better - Don't care if pressure is for tyres, I was far too nervous every time the yellow ball came round to me !!!
Roll on Telford.....
Jim 'Sally Gunnell To The Pin' Smith
The yellow ball idea was a great concept .Unless you lost it ,thanks milly. DEANO.
Just reading through some Formula 1 news and it would appear that Andy Sherma is now writting for the ITV F1 news team. Please read the bloe statement:
"If McLaren had made the most of their front row positions in Hungary, they would have won from the front"
top class sharmaisum
Her Crout
It's been what seems an age since the last BGO event....I hope you are all atarting to prepare for the 13th BGO....I know am looking forward to it for one.
I hope everyone is as hungry for a win as I am.....admittedly I'm close to death from stavration on the winning front but it keeps me going.....the cut....the feel....the look.....the HONOUR of wearing that Jacket! I'm loking for peoples hot favorites, Heros & Villans....lets here it boys.
Here Here Mr Bruerton!!
The draw has been posted and can be found on the society golfing site.
Shermer for Jacket
Lee Smith for bummer
Stokes, Cooper, Marks and Meese carry the flag.
Milly for shortest drive
Dwyer for longest drive
dean Turner nearest the pin.
Good luck to all!!
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