Anonymous said... mornin lads,I think the comment about all wearin our BGS shirts is a good shout,its a big day so lets try and look fuckin smart.Now to other news,i heard on the grape vine last night that IKEA were down at swindon with one of our very own BGS members.They were shootin the video for there new advert,called how to turn your wardrobes into a trophy cabinet
The Draw is complete. I hope you are all happy with your groupings, except Chap as he obviously is upset cos he's ay with Pat.
If any one sees Ben Crout tell him that the captain of Swindon said, "He'll tek him any time, anywhere and that he's a bummer."
I hope the BGO jacket holder can play golf better than he can mek trophy cabinetes. I think his ikea eddition would look better in raggady arse rons gaff.
Rod, have you got any questions?
Here's the answer to one of em, £200 quid it's in ben Crout's pocket.
By the way if there is any prize money for big shapes at the Belfrey Andy Sharma is defo quids in after a Satdy at the vale. BIG CLAPS!!!!
Woko or is it camp David, will definatly be out of the running with his Gay rendtion of Jamiraqui.
Anybody know how BGS Pretty Boy Div Percival got on with Scotland No 2?
Div and scotland 2 was a no-no, he was took to one side in the office and given a grilling, apparently according to 'div' "she ad teef laak suga puffs"
dear lord t . the affore mentioned mr kraut said my 200 english would reserve me a sunbed on the swindon sun terrace . he also said bollox to the captain and his badass posse !
just checking, How do you get a bgs shirt? The only way i could contribute to the trophy cabinet was to make it!!! ps I've asked simon if i can keep a spare set of van keys behind the bar.
Hello chaps, right...business first, for those going on the European Trip, your flight money MUST BE PAID on the 11th of April to myself at the Belfry. £160 each will cover it with mabye some to spare which will be deducted from your final payment on the accomodation and golf at a later date. Some of you failed to give your house numbers on the details I collected....come on boys, I need this to book the flights so I will chase you on the day. Secondly....MEMBERSHIPS those that have not paid will be paying it on the 11th, if not a £5 guest fee will be required. Other members have paid their money and it is only fair, you were made aware of this pre season and you have gotten away with it twice already. Sorry lads but fair is fair. Now to the jolly banter on here....Who's playing Swindon on Sunday? Who do I have to beat for a cheeky fiver then? Who's comments keep getting dleted? Questions questions
you might need your skiing boots instead of roller boots on ski sunday sunshine. and mek it a tenner guest fee for the pennypinchin ginger yeded kilt wearing haggis munching battered mars bar eatin tight bastards!!!!!!!!!!!
Blokes....If I was blind I wouldn't have to read all the shit you lot write on this blogpage!!!
Especially you blond, do you think if you was left handed you would have the same problems as us right handed folk! F***in w*n*k*r!
Wacka do you think you could have picked that cabinet up from ikea with your left hand aswell as your right? Thomo tells me that's two cabinets you've got your name on with fuck all in em?
It appears that we have a blogger who dislikes the Jocks, dont let Adam McShermer find out who you are, I hear he issues nasty texts to anyone bringing his culture into disripute.
To all the boys who ordered their team colours today, we are gonna look the bollox next week.
To all you tight arse bast***s who refrained, I hope you spend all day Friday on the beach and in the sea!
just a quick post in reference to Golf on Friday. I turned up at Swindon to find the little head indian talking to strangers and Mark "i've got the shit's" Thomas shouting cheeky fiver, cheeky fiver. So i agreed to play and let me tell you after nine holes and 23 points they both had the shits, Andy was saying pay him now, thomo was panicing over potential loss of 5 english pounds. The back nine was a diferent story, i think the indian and thomo got in side my head, i had no other choice than to turn to the indians mate for assurance "Mick". Walking to the tee on the 18th Andy said myself and thomo were level on points, so it was all to play for, thomo had the honour on the tee as he won the 17th, he hit his driver and the ball was never to be seen again, myself i played an easy shot down the middle chipping onto the green to take a 5. I left thomo taking air shot's in the sand.
I'm just hoping i've not done the same as sapey and peeked to soon. either way not bothered as i've took a fiver off the tipton taliban.
With reference to fridays golf blonde, i beleive you failed to mention your moment of ultimate wisdom on the 9th fairway. after playing with a total stranger who was handicapped with a left handed swing and a wicked slice. You anounced to us all " ive just worked it out. when a left hander slices the ball it goes the opposite way to when we slice it" No shit sherlock.
also, i reckon that chap walking across our fairway on the 18th nicked my ball ,the basterd. thus i lost the hole to a bogey!!!!. I feel like i was mugged.
i do hope we are having a rematch this week, i need that fiver for the belfry.
anyway ive got to go, ive got some shit to shift...
Sitting at my desk working hard as ever, I receive a text from Coach that read's "bloke guess were I am". I respond with the usual obscenities “he’s a F*&kin W*$nka”. He then responds with “scored 24 points on the back 9”. So I responded “W*$nka”.
But then I started to think about it and the below are my thoughts: 1) It’s Monday and Thomo is already worried about the end of the week. 2) He’s told work he’s got the shits because he’s worried about the end of the week so he doesn’t have to go to work. 3) It’s obvious he needs the practice as I wiped the floor with him on Friday ( please read previous blog) 4) The fact that he’s told me he’s scored 24 points on the back 9 seems like self justification / assurance, he’s only kidding himself. Next he’ll tell me he played on his own and marked his own card. Amazing, Bren always has a good round on his own as well!!!!! 5) The fact that he’s scored 24 points on the back 9 at Swindon on Monday means shit to me, as last time I checked we were playing Friday at the Belfry and any points scored on Monday mean shit. 6) He’s Gay
It would appear certain people are a little 5 pence 10 pence about Friday at the Belfry. Certain people have been spotted out and about playing, but when asked they would / will possibly disagree and respond with the usual “I ay played since the last BGO”
Ben.....whilst you were sitting at your desk working hard as usual?....don't make me laugh....hard thinkin about you next witty input on this blog page more like. Nice to see while I have been on a desolate building site somewhere in Nottingham measuring shoddy building work up, you have been workin your tits off too. The count down is on....you are correct, no scores, back 9 or front 9 count for anything...FRIDAY is JUDGEMENT DAY! When you boys stand up on that First tee....in front of the pinnicle of English golf finest...your first swing better be a good one! I myself am relishing the prospect as my golf has been shocking....no bull**** here, so come Friday I'm expecting my A game to be present as is the norm "when it counts" and in front of witnesess....Lol Bring it on!
Blonde 6 thoughts in one day, that must be a record or am you still pondering why a slice from a left hander goes the opposite way to a right hander???
on thought 1)yes it is indeed monday. 2)yes i have the shits. 3)yes i need the practice as you did beat me by 1 point( albeit with a tarts handicap) 4)yes i scored 24 points on the back 9. i only had time to play 9 and i fuckin ripped it up, all by myself marking my own card, i dont need to cheat im fucking great!!!( and modest) 5)24 on the back 9 means shit to you because yow only scored 13 friday..and yes we are playing the belfry on friday and im looking forward to it, i only wish i was playing you, so as i could get in yer head and fuck your game right up...a bit like last friday eh!!! 23 on the front 13 on the back..pressures for tyres..he he.. 6) i am gay,( although not gay gordon) and will be dressed head to toe in fuscia pink on friday. and if anyone is wearing the same outfit ill scratch thier eyes out..... be warned!!!!!!
i shall also be playing golf as much as humanly possible this week honing my game to take the cheeky fivers off you all...ha ha....
also can people please stop tekking the piss out of wackas trophy cabinet. he takes his art very seriously and has mentioned joining penn with jay. i personnally think its very smart and as long as they dont put any trophys in it , should hold together long enough for the cheque to clear!!
also i aint seen tunass for a couple of weeks, is it correct that hes been spotted parading around bilston baths in a tight pair of speedos. i heard that he went to the top board to show his triple salko tuck, but by the time he decided to actually jump the que behind him stretched back to bradley.
Thommo, some funny shit there bloke (to pardon the pun!!) but I don't think you will have to get in blondy's head on friday he has already f****d it up as he always peaks too early.
When you mention competition for the jacket lets talk about a real contender Matt (buzz) Marks. He popped in the gym last night after a knock at the range, he's comming in tonight to pump up his guns, that man is fired up. I'm sure that BUZZ LIGHTYEAR BEATS MR POTATO HEAD IN TOY STORY?
Storage! That reminds me in regards to wacka's trophy cabinet, I could do with a new shed knockin up in my garden for my tools. Do you think wacka will oblige?
The big news is that Jay the Croot has pulled out of the BGO due to work comittments, I can't believe it, me and him only had a chat last week about work life balance, F***in Wa*k*r!!
Such is the size of the bgo,it was on the news and there was a que at my door last night and his place has been filled.
Might be more to do with his handicap cut from 26 to 19......ouch!!
tunass & blonde, you pair talk some shit, in fact theres more shit posted on here than has passed down my pipe in the last month.
have either of you got a spare couple of hours tommorow.im gonna go to swindon and get some fine tuning on my triple salko swing, ive noticed my cha cha slide aint quite right + i need a couple of fivers to pay me entrance fee for the bgo.
ive asked wacka about your shed and he said its a bit of a tricky project "sheds". he prefers to nock some IKEA flatpacks into sherp, and charge a fortune for the privilage. sheds need screws and he only has glue and nails.
Funny you should mention flatpack unit's. I was talking to Simon the other day and he said the reason why the Driveway upto Swindon was so shit was because they had no money left after paying Wacka for the IKEA unit he fitted. Now i'm all for helping the club, however it appears WACKA is robbing the club which is a different kettle of fish. Also Thomo the trophy cabinet doesn't need to hold the trophy i won off you the other day, as this goes into my wallet quit nice.
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Lads, anyone with a bgs shirt should wear it for the belfry, at least lets try and look like we know what we're doin!
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mornin lads,I think the comment about all wearin our BGS shirts is a good shout,its a big day so lets try and look fuckin smart.Now to other news,i heard on the grape vine last night that IKEA were down at swindon with one of our very own BGS members.They were shootin the video for there new advert,called how to turn your wardrobes into a trophy cabinet
Blokes....!
The Draw is complete. I hope you are all happy with your groupings, except Chap as he obviously is upset cos he's ay with Pat.
If any one sees Ben Crout tell him that the captain of Swindon said, "He'll tek him any time, anywhere and that he's a bummer."
I hope the BGO jacket holder can play golf better than he can mek trophy cabinetes. I think his ikea eddition would look better in raggady arse rons gaff.
Rod, have you got any questions?
Here's the answer to one of em, £200 quid it's in ben Crout's pocket.
By the way if there is any prize money for big shapes at the Belfrey Andy Sharma is defo quids in after a Satdy at the vale. BIG CLAPS!!!!
Woko or is it camp David, will definatly be out of the running with his Gay rendtion of Jamiraqui.
Anybody know how BGS Pretty Boy Div Percival got on with Scotland No 2?
Div and scotland 2 was a no-no, he was took to one side in the office and given a grilling, apparently according to 'div' "she ad teef laak suga puffs"
buzz
dear lord t . the affore mentioned mr kraut said my 200 english would reserve me a sunbed on the swindon sun terrace . he also said bollox to the captain and his badass posse !
just checking, How do you get a bgs shirt? The only way i could contribute to the trophy cabinet was to make it!!!
ps I've asked simon if i can keep a spare set of van keys behind the bar.
Hello chaps, right...business first, for those going on the European Trip, your flight money MUST BE PAID on the 11th of April to myself at the Belfry. £160 each will cover it with mabye some to spare which will be deducted from your final payment on the accomodation and golf at a later date. Some of you failed to give your house numbers on the details I collected....come on boys, I need this to book the flights so I will chase you on the day.
Secondly....MEMBERSHIPS those that have not paid will be paying it on the 11th, if not a £5 guest fee will be required. Other members have paid their money and it is only fair, you were made aware of this pre season and you have gotten away with it twice already. Sorry lads but fair is fair.
Now to the jolly banter on here....Who's playing Swindon on Sunday? Who do I have to beat for a cheeky fiver then? Who's comments keep getting dleted? Questions questions
you might need your skiing boots instead of roller boots on ski sunday sunshine. and mek it a tenner guest fee for the pennypinchin ginger yeded kilt wearing haggis munching battered mars bar eatin tight bastards!!!!!!!!!!!
HAS RONNIE GUMMIDGE BEEN TO SEE THE CROWMAN ABOUT HIS ALBANIAN 3 PIECE FOR THE BELFRY
How about leaving your names fellas? there are too many anonymous people...
lads!
any one whos ordered polo shirts can you make sure you have the reddies at the belfry
nice one
17 quid each
Blokes....If I was blind I wouldn't have to read all the shit you lot write on this blogpage!!!
Especially you blond, do you think if you was left handed you would have the same problems as us right handed folk! F***in w*n*k*r!
Wacka do you think you could have picked that cabinet up from ikea with your left hand aswell as your right? Thomo tells me that's two cabinets you've got your name on with fuck all in em?
It appears that we have a blogger who dislikes the Jocks, dont let Adam McShermer find out who you are, I hear he issues nasty texts to anyone bringing his culture into disripute.
To all the boys who ordered their team colours today, we are gonna look the bollox next week.
To all you tight arse bast***s who refrained, I hope you spend all day Friday on the beach and in the sea!
Judgement Day: 6 Days.
which one is the youngest of the brotherts ? dean or brendon
is wancka gunna display his claret jugs in HIS trophy cabinet
Blokes
just a quick post in reference to Golf on Friday. I turned up at Swindon to find the little head indian talking to strangers and Mark "i've got the shit's" Thomas shouting cheeky fiver, cheeky fiver. So i agreed to play and let me tell you after nine holes and 23 points they both had the shits, Andy was saying pay him now, thomo was panicing over potential loss of 5 english pounds. The back nine was a diferent story, i think the indian and thomo got in side my head, i had no other choice than to turn to the indians mate for assurance "Mick". Walking to the tee on the 18th Andy said myself and thomo were level on points, so it was all to play for, thomo had the honour on the tee as he won the 17th, he hit his driver and the ball was never to be seen again, myself i played an easy shot down the middle chipping onto the green to take a 5. I left thomo taking air shot's in the sand.
I'm just hoping i've not done the same as sapey and peeked to soon. either way not bothered as i've took a fiver off the tipton taliban.
Blond
With reference to fridays golf blonde, i beleive you failed to mention your moment of ultimate wisdom on the 9th fairway. after playing with a total stranger who was handicapped with a left handed swing and a wicked slice. You anounced to us all " ive just worked it out. when a left hander slices the ball it goes the opposite way to when we slice it" No shit sherlock.
also, i reckon that chap walking across our fairway on the 18th nicked my ball ,the basterd. thus i lost the hole to a bogey!!!!.
I feel like i was mugged.
i do hope we are having a rematch this week, i need that fiver for the belfry.
anyway ive got to go, ive got some shit to shift...
Blokes,
Sitting at my desk working hard as ever, I receive a text from Coach that read's "bloke guess were I am". I respond with the usual obscenities “he’s a F*&kin W*$nka”. He then responds with “scored 24 points on the back 9”. So I responded “W*$nka”.
But then I started to think about it and the below are my thoughts:
1) It’s Monday and Thomo is already worried about the end of the week.
2) He’s told work he’s got the shits because he’s worried about the end of the week so he doesn’t have to go to work.
3) It’s obvious he needs the practice as I wiped the floor with him on Friday ( please read previous blog)
4) The fact that he’s told me he’s scored 24 points on the back 9 seems like self justification / assurance, he’s only kidding himself. Next he’ll tell me he played on his own and marked his own card. Amazing, Bren always has a good round on his own as well!!!!!
5) The fact that he’s scored 24 points on the back 9 at Swindon on Monday means shit to me, as last time I checked we were playing Friday at the Belfry and any points scored on Monday mean shit.
6) He’s Gay
It would appear certain people are a little 5 pence 10 pence about Friday at the Belfry. Certain people have been spotted out and about playing, but when asked they would / will possibly disagree and respond with the usual “I ay played since the last BGO”
Blond
blond
did monsieur shark happen to divulge what he scored on the front 9??
also i agree that theres gonna be a few starfishes winking on that first tee on friday, is anyone up to the challenge? lookin forward to it bloke!!
buzz
Ben.....whilst you were sitting at your desk working hard as usual?....don't make me laugh....hard thinkin about you next witty input on this blog page more like. Nice to see while I have been on a desolate building site somewhere in Nottingham measuring shoddy building work up, you have been workin your tits off too. The count down is on....you are correct, no scores, back 9 or front 9 count for anything...FRIDAY is JUDGEMENT DAY! When you boys stand up on that First tee....in front of the pinnicle of English golf finest...your first swing better be a good one! I myself am relishing the prospect as my golf has been shocking....no bull**** here, so come Friday I'm expecting my A game to be present as is the norm "when it counts" and in front of witnesess....Lol Bring it on!
Blonde 6 thoughts in one day, that must be a record or am you still pondering why a slice from a left hander goes the opposite way to a right hander???
on thought 1)yes it is indeed monday.
2)yes i have the shits.
3)yes i need the practice as you did beat me by 1 point( albeit with a tarts handicap)
4)yes i scored 24 points on the back 9. i only had time to play 9 and i fuckin ripped it up, all by myself marking my own card, i dont need to cheat im fucking great!!!( and modest)
5)24 on the back 9 means shit to you because yow only scored 13 friday..and yes we are playing the belfry on friday and im looking forward to it, i only wish i was playing you, so as i could get in yer head and fuck your game right up...a bit like last friday eh!!! 23 on the front 13 on the back..pressures for tyres..he he..
6) i am gay,( although not gay gordon) and will be dressed head to toe in fuscia pink on friday. and if anyone is wearing the same outfit ill scratch thier eyes out..... be warned!!!!!!
i shall also be playing golf as much as humanly possible this week honing my game to take the cheeky fivers off you all...ha ha....
also can people please stop tekking the piss out of wackas trophy cabinet. he takes his art very seriously and has mentioned joining penn with jay. i personnally think its very smart and as long as they dont put any trophys in it , should hold together long enough for the cheque to clear!!
also i aint seen tunass for a couple of weeks, is it correct that hes been spotted parading around bilston baths in a tight pair of speedos. i heard that he went to the top board to show his triple salko tuck, but by the time he decided to actually jump the que behind him stretched back to bradley.
regardez: best lookin bloke on the BGS
Thommo, some funny shit there bloke (to pardon the pun!!) but I don't think you will have to get in blondy's head on friday he has already f****d it up as he always peaks too early.
When you mention competition for the jacket lets talk about a real contender Matt (buzz) Marks. He popped in the gym last night after a knock at the range, he's comming in tonight to pump up his guns, that man is fired up. I'm sure that BUZZ LIGHTYEAR BEATS MR POTATO HEAD IN TOY STORY?
Storage! That reminds me in regards to wacka's trophy cabinet, I could do with a new shed knockin up in my garden for my tools. Do you think wacka will oblige?
The big news is that Jay the Croot has pulled out of the BGO due to work comittments, I can't believe it, me and him only had a chat last week about work life balance, F***in Wa*k*r!!
Such is the size of the bgo,it was on the news and there was a que at my door last night and his place has been filled.
Might be more to do with his handicap cut from 26 to 19......ouch!!
3 days to go!!! come on!!!
tunass & blonde, you pair talk some shit, in fact theres more shit posted on here than has passed down my pipe in the last month.
have either of you got a spare couple of hours tommorow.im gonna go to swindon and get some fine tuning on my triple salko swing, ive noticed my cha cha slide aint quite right + i need a couple of fivers to pay me entrance fee for the bgo.
ive asked wacka about your shed and he said its a bit of a tricky project "sheds". he prefers to nock some IKEA flatpacks into sherp, and charge a fortune for the privilage. sheds need screws and he only has glue and nails.
cheeky fivers?
Funny you should mention flatpack unit's. I was talking to Simon the other day and he said the reason why the Driveway upto Swindon was so shit was because they had no money left after paying Wacka for the IKEA unit he fitted. Now i'm all for helping the club, however it appears WACKA is robbing the club which is a different kettle of fish. Also Thomo the trophy cabinet doesn't need to hold the trophy i won off you the other day, as this goes into my wallet quit nice.
Blond
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